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RazorJAK -> And now for something ... (9/12/2006 10:00:44 PM)

Well,  not completely different.

I'm Jakob (or Jak if it be your will).  Previously from Buffalo, New York.  Now calling Manistee, Michigan my headquarters.

I've been involved with BDSM since I was still experimenting sexually as a teen.  Of course back then it was little more than "spank & tickle".  It wasn't until my early 20s that I'd say I became truly immersed in this and my dom "nature".

( See my profile for why I don't bother with the jackassery of unneeded capitalization when using words like dom master etc etc etc. )

You'll find I'm slightly egotistical,  very sarcastic,  and generally fun to chat with.  Enjoy.

I will leave you with my "patented" 10 Things I've Survived that you propably Haven't.

01. I've survived being struck by lightning.
02. I've survived a gunshot wound to the head. (- It was a flesh wound, not a direct impact. -)
03. I've survived unknowingly (at the time) having a one night stand with a minor crime boss' wife.
04. I had the misfortune of learning first hand that a dolphin has a prehensile penis.
05. I've been clinically dead and revived.
06. I've succesfully made Voltaire sick to his stomach after a night of drinking.
07. Walked through a desert naked with a girl after a flashflood washed away our clothes (and the truck that the clothes were in).
08. Drove hellbent for leather through the backwood roads of Benzie county, MI sure that DOGMAN was hot on our tail.
09. In the California desert, spent two hours having a silent conversation with a coyote not an arm's length away from me.
10. Been under Courts Martial proceedings.







jazzygal -> RE: And now for something ... (9/13/2006 8:34:55 AM)

I really enjoyed your introduction, thank you for showing a bit of humor.  My first day here also, but let me be the first to welcome you.

jazz




freyjasdottir -> RE: And now for something ... (9/13/2006 9:02:09 AM)

Hi




RazorJAK -> RE: And now for something ... (9/13/2006 7:48:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jazzygal

I really enjoyed your introduction, thank you for showing a bit of humor.  My first day here also, but let me be the first to welcome you.

jazz


No worries,  a sense of humour is more important than a sense of smell in my opinion.  When one loses the ability to laugh at life's lil twists then it's time to pack it in.

And those who take themselves too seriously really need a few termites to get that stick outta their ass.





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