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tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 8:45:06 AM   
pahunkboy


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FU. excuse me for existing. i aswere to my immediate family-- the law and ME. not you. so kiss my azz.

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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 8:54:09 AM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		Dear Mom,

You can stop using me as an excuse for all your unhappiness in life. No one told you to get married at the age of 15 to a apeman who believed in  nonconsensual slavery relationship. No one forced you to marry a guy who beat you daily, raped you and tried to force you to fuck every man or woman he bought home. I think you should be damn grateful that my Father came along and took you away from that. He has loved you for all these years given you all you wanted and needed. Still all you can do is bitch about how you hate living here in Maryland and how you would have went back home IF you hadn't had me.
I'm not the root of your problems YOU are so next time you want someone to blame, all you need do is look into a mirror.

~Lashra


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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 8:58:31 AM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		Dearest Mom
Believe it or not, at my age, living under your rules ISNT working for me. Sorry, but calling in when I am going to be late I can deal with.  Not being allowed to eat in my own room... not being ALLOWED to leave my computer on all the time and expecting me to ask permission to stay at a friends house overnight is just not working for me. 
And you wonder why I am going to move???

K, i feel better

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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 9:13:18 AM   
CuriouslyKat


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Status: offline 		Dear Aunt Pat,

I don't know where you get off randomly asking me, in front of the half the extended family, if I go to church. Then looking at me like I was the devil when I admitted I was not Christian. And then looking at my Mom like she did something wrong!  No, she did everything right! She raised me to be a good, strong, woman with an open mind.  So poo on you!! 

P.S. To the rest of the family keep the "too skinny" remarks to yourself!!

Kat


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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 9:19:24 AM   
LaTigresse


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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 9:38:59 AM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Aunt Em:  Thanks for buying that fucking cheap farmhouse and not anchoring it to the ground.  Now I am being stalked by a hairy weirdo begging me to fight him so he can show off his "courage", a cruel and hearless rusted old hunk of tin and a stupid bag of straw.  And the dog pees all over the house whenever the wind blows.

D.

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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 9:43:00 AM   
simplygrl


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quote:

Aunt Em:  Thanks for buying that fucking cheap farmhouse and not anchoring it to the ground.  Now I am being stalked by a hairy weirdo begging me to fight him so he can show off his "courage", a cruel and hearless rusted old hunk of tin and a stupid bag of straw.  And the dog pees all over the house whenever the wind blows.



That just made me giggle.  A lot.

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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 9:58:44 AM   
siouxie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Aunt Em:  Thanks for buying that fucking cheap farmhouse and not anchoring it to the ground.  Now I am being stalked by a hairy weirdo begging me to fight him so he can show off his "courage", a cruel and hearless rusted old hunk of tin and a stupid bag of straw.  And the dog pees all over the house whenever the wind blows.

D.


brilliant - you've made me forget the angry letter i was about to write though!

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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 10:19:37 AM   
Raye


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Status: offline 		Dear son,
*rant,rant, rant* and could you please call me back, once in a while? Its not like I can easily come see you or the baby or your lady. Losing my  beloved husband in an accident hurts enough w/o losing contact with you,too.Ya jerk!
Since all the rest of my family(except my mother's bitch sister) is dead, thats it for me.

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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 10:33:17 AM   
thrall2Freyja


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Status: offline 		Emperor - pure genius. I wonder if you've had that one stashed away in your mind for years, just waiting for this opportunity, its so good!

Like siouxie though, I'm going to have to get real pissed off again before I can contribute now!
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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 6:06:33 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Dear Aunt "D":

My weight problem is My own business, I am dealing with it, and I do not need your continual input!  A lot of people obsess about their weight.  You obsess about yours and everyone else's as well!  Seriously, I think you need a hobby, as you seem to have WAY too much time on your hands.

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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 6:12:09 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		Dear Sis,
Stop telling me what to do!!!  You are not my mother, and besides, I'm the oldest....Butt out of my life!

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RE: tell a relative off here! fun for all! - 9/13/2006 6:18:47 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		Dear Aunt "I":

Was it really necessary to come up to me at the funeral after not having seen me in several years and loudly announce, "That is not your natural hair color" followed by "Are you wearing colored contact lenses?" followed by "Those aren't your real finger nails, are they?"  Whatever happened to, "Hello, it's nice to see you?"

Are you actually capable of having a thought without loudly articulating it?

< Message edited by MysticFireTopaz -- 9/13/2006 7:16:24 PM >

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