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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY - 9/13/2006 9:11:05 AM

Saratov

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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

As you may already know, it is a sin for a muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next Saturday at 4 pm. eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

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RE: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY - 9/13/2006 9:16:20 AM

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Don't forget to add an "Eternal Flame"... a substitute is a good fire in your grill... and a little charred pork wouldn't hurt to help to prove your allegences...

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RE: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY - 9/13/2006 9:16:44 AM

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I wonder if my 93 year old neighbor would come out of her house for this? hmm she's spunky but that 1 hour walk may do her in.

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RE: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY - 9/13/2006 9:41:28 AM

Saratov

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Maybe you could stay out for two hours to make up for her.... or you and another woman each do an extra half hour.

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RE: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY - 9/26/2009 2:46:12 PM

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lol .... that is a cool idea lol
how about if someone was born muslim and would like to support the american government on their war on terrorism ... would you still approve of them ?

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RE: MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY - 9/26/2009 10:26:40 PM

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Um, yeah, I have many Muslim friends and co-workers. Way to lump every member of a religion in to one group. Since Irish Catholics and Protestants have killed each other in brutal terrorist ways, I assume you'll find a way to get rid of ALL Catholics and Protestants too?

I did not find this even mildly amusing, just another piece of racism/religionism here in America.

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