Italian Bread...

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't
even
short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and
asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you
have any
Italian bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by the time you get to
the 5th loaf, it'll be hard?"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this
Italian bread thing but me. .