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Traffic Cop - 9/13/2006 5:02:36 PM   
MasterRenegade77


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A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The
doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the patrolman
kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him
about, he finally got enough nerve and energy to pull his hospital gown
down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive
tape, the ultra-sticky kind that doesn't come off once it is put on.

Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from
the nurse you ticketed last week!"


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RE: Traffic Cop - 9/13/2006 10:42:31 PM   
Termyn8or


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It all comes off, might just not be all that pleasant of an experience.

T

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