MasterRenegade77
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Joined: 1/1/2004 From: Upstate N.Y. (Broome Co.) Status: offline
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A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough nerve and energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra-sticky kind that doesn't come off once it is put on. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you ticketed last week!"
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