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2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 12:04:17 PM

MasterRenegade77

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                  A guy is out with his buddies. He has a
                 few drinks, gets in the mood but true to
                 his wife goes home.

                 When he gets home he finds her sound
                 asleep in bed with her mouth wide open.
                 He gets two aspirin and drops them into
                 her mouth.

                 Of course, she chokes but recovers and
                 asks, "What did you put in my mouth??"

                 He says, "Two aspirin".

                 She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE"!!!

                 He says, "That's what I wanted to hear."

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 1:55:27 PM

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(Grins).. very clever :)

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 2:06:42 PM

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That should Aleve his frustrations.

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 2:42:08 PM

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omg are you related to Benji?

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 2:44:46 PM

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Not tonight,dear.

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 3:12:40 PM

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I guess she was Bayer naked, too....

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 4:17:11 PM

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His libido was Excedrin strong.

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 5:39:18 PM

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LMAO that is too funny

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 6:33:36 PM

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When he crept into the bedroom he Advil-any in mind.

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 6:38:00 PM

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replies to KT's quote...

But thy can usually foresee the expense of said volume.

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/14/2006 6:52:03 PM

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If he wanted easy sex he should have tried a pair of seated molls in the bar.

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/15/2006 10:02:38 AM

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LOL magpies; not sure if many will get that one though!

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RE: 2 Aspirins - 9/15/2006 12:27:34 PM

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It's the old Why don't Pirates take asprin, cos the parrot eat'em all joke. but Kudos to Magpie for the joke
I should check their profile, and see if their into coropal PUNisnment

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