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A Model Husband - 9/14/2006 3:15:28 PM   
maledave777


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Status: offline 		This chemistry professor was giving a lecture at this college. People gather round to talk to each other after the lecture. These ladies were bragging about their husbands. This one lady said, “I have the most perfect model husband.”

Later that evening the professor look up the word “model” in the dictionary. It said, “cheap imitation of the real thing”.
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RE: A Model Husband - 9/14/2006 5:42:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thats most likely why they use 'models' for clothing shows. You know who you really want in those outfits!

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/14/2006 7:34:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Perhaps the women were fission for compliments.

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 10:23:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		Shouldn't bad mouth your nuclear family in public, if it gets back to them things could blow up at home.

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 10:37:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm Fermi of the belief that their husbands were ,in fact, Bohrs.

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 10:41:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		momentary hyjack.........what does fission and a Fermi have to do with anything?
please educate this simple farmer lady


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 11:01:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		Don't tell me  -  you never,ever,wear a Bikini Atoll.

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 11:07:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		okay, now what is a Atoll and what does bikini have to do with anything??

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 11:13:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		Have I dropped A- bomb on you ?

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 12:32:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		LaTigresse, remember it was a chemistry lesson, so magpie feels free to make chemistry puns. I shaln't be two acid though, Mags is the salt of the earth.

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 12:59:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

LaTigresse, remember it was a chemistry lesson, so magpie feels free to make chemistry puns. I shaln't be two acid though, Mags is the salt of the earth.


Ah ha!! Chemistry references! No bloody wonder I thought it was jibberish. I avoided chemistry like the very plague. Thank you very much beautiful Rubber Witch!


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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 3:38:17 PM   
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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 4:02:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: maledave777
This one lady said, “I have the most perfect model husband.”

Later that evening the professor look up the word “model” in the dictionary. It said, “cheap imitation of the real thing”.


I was married to a model.

(The Professor was right).

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/15/2006 4:03:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: magpies

I'm Fermi of the belief that their husbands were ,in fact, Bohrs.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...you're good :)

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RE: A Model Husband - 9/17/2006 4:52:32 AM   
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