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Majik -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/16/2006 3:08:58 PM)
Explain nothing, your friends don't need you to and your enemies won't believe you.

EnglishDomNW -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/16/2006 3:26:26 PM)
'If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.' *Albert Einstein* "Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them" *Same author.*

Steelriven -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/16/2006 4:35:00 PM)
...Of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most... -Ozzy! For evil to conqure all good must remain silent... -Cervantes Too much sanity is madness, but to see the world as it is and not as it should be is maddest of all... Cervantes ...That shit don't fly 'round here... -My Mother ...What's this we shit you got a turd in your pocket? -My Father ... Hey, the paint is starting to chip on your tinfoil halo... -Me ... Sticks and stones make break my bones, but whips and chains excite me... -MasterBlueSteele

sophia37 -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/16/2006 5:23:48 PM)
forgive but never forget. John F Kennedy

LotusSong -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/16/2006 8:50:59 PM)
"Forgiveness is giving up any hope of a different Past".

trannysub007 -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/16/2006 9:21:00 PM)
"Some people talk because they have something to say; others talk because they have to say something." Aunt Margie

Irishblu -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/16/2006 10:13:28 PM)
If I seem to give a damn, please let me know. I'd hate to be giving the wrong impression. ~ Victor Frankl and That'll go over like a fart in church!!

RubberWitch -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/17/2006 2:46:48 AM)
Never enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man If it doesn't hurt, it wasn't worth it

CreoleCook -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/17/2006 4:48:06 AM)
confucia say, "crowded elevator smell different to midget.." when asked how I am today... "Finer than a frog hair split fifteen ways, sanded, and buffed to a bright sheen!" when offered a beer... "Thank you but no... someone has to drive your drunk ass home tonight." "As my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandpa used to always say about this time.............Bye!"

MistressTexas -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/17/2006 5:38:58 PM)
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.

undergroundsea -> RE: Favorite Sayings... (9/17/2006 9:29:35 PM)
Here are some conventional sayings I have perverted to use in forums such as this one. 1) The sub who screams the loudest is the one who gets gagged. 2) For men on penises: one in bush is better than two in hand. 3) If at first they don't succeed, punish, punish again. 4) For crossdressers especially: before criticizing a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. 5) For bloodplay enthusiasts: a friend who bleeds is a friend indeed. 6) There are two sides to every paddle. 7) For watersports enthusiasts: all that's gold does not always glitter. 8) For a sub who stays home smoking pot all day and does not much else: a rolling sub gathers no boss. Cheers, Sea

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