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LTRsubNW -> Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 5:03:53 PM)

How come the whole system is tilted?

Women are better looking, they have at least a 30 to 1 advantage in how many times as well as ways they can orgasm, they smell better, they always get to ride for free, (I could go on you know)...it ain't fair...

What up wit dat?




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 5:04:51 PM)

Isn't life wonderful(for a woman that is) [:D]




LotusSong -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 5:06:42 PM)

Oh it's just that little superiority thing we have going on.. Don't worry about it.




KenDckey -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 5:16:38 PM)

I learned a long time ago where a woman's place was

3 feet behind and one to the left











Made it easier on her to clout me in the back of the head when I got out of line and I thought I was leading the way




LTRsubNW -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 5:18:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Oh it's just that little superiority thing we have going on.. Don't worry about it.


Okay, that's fine...I just want the damn rules explained to me, that's all.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 5:21:35 PM)

The rules are...thats just the way it is.....




NeedToUseYou -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 5:23:27 PM)

hmmm, and with all those advantages, we still rule the world. There's something to ponder on. LOL.






juliaoceania -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 5:27:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NeedToUseYou

hmmm, and with all those advantages, we still rule the world. There's something to ponder on. LOL.





We just let  you think this[:D]




WyrdRich -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 5:27:46 PM)

    "Force shits on reason's back"  Benjamin Franklin


      Testosterone is a WONDERFUL drug.




LotusSong -> RE: OK, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 5:59:48 PM)

Women are better looking, = We work at it

they have at least a 30 to 1 advantage in how many times as well as ways they can orgasm, = We have  no idea.  You'll have to ask the great Kahuna what the hell he was thinking.  He created Man first..and said "This is good.. but I can do better" and then created woman.

they smell better=   It's called "bathing"

They always get to ride for free, (I could go on you know)=  What ride.. WHERE?

...it ain't fair... = nothing is. 




Lashra -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 6:04:39 PM)

eyah just keep telling yourself that [;)]

~Lashra




TreSwank -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 6:06:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyrdRich

   "Force shits on reason's back"  Benjamin Franklin


     Testosterone is a WONDERFUL drug.


      What an awesome quote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




LTRsubNW -> RE: OK, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 6:32:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong
they smell better=   It's called "bathing"


(I've read about that)




LotusSong -> RE: OK, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 6:37:18 PM)

Actually.. the orgasm thing?.. was a trade off.  Guys got the first dibs...but they opted for the "peeing standing up" thingy.




marieToo -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 6:48:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

How come the whole system is tilted?

Women are better looking, they have at least a 30 to 1 advantage in how many times as well as ways they can orgasm, they smell better, they always get to ride for free, (I could go on you know)...it ain't fair...

What up wit dat?


And dont forget....We have cleavage.  A very valuable tool.




Owned1 -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 7:46:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

How come the whole system is tilted?

Women are better looking, they have at least a 30 to 1 advantage in how many times as well as ways they can orgasm, they smell better, they always get to ride for free, (I could go on you know)...it ain't fair...

What up wit dat?


On the other hand, we cant throw on a shirt and any pair of pants and walk outta the house, we bleed have cramps bloat and get pimples on a monthly basis, we pass live watermelons from our loins, we have to shave ~ many places ~ often, we pluck, we cook clean and bring home the bacon, we live in the nail salon ~ hair salon, we cant fart or burp, we have to deal with the clothing manufaturers who cant decide how to size anything or what any particular size is, our panties only last a short period of time compared to mens who last what seems like forever,  we get to wear shoes that are a different shape to our feet while we try to balance on skinny heels of unbearable heights, ...............other than that, life is great    [sm=kiss.gif]


Owned




FangsNfeet -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 10:02:51 PM)

Have you ever listen to a band called "Spiders" ?

They have it right in one of there songs. "The female of the species is more deadlier than the male. Shock shock Horror horror, it's something to do with there super natural force. The female of the species is more deadlier than the male."




CrappyDom -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 10:12:57 PM)

Many men can have multiple orgasms, it is simply a matter of a bit of training and discipline.  Not all women can have multiple orgasms, quite a few become much to sensative after their first one.




SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: OK, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 10:16:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Actually.. the orgasm thing?.. was a trade off.  Guys got the first dibs...but they opted for the "peeing standing up" thingy.


I am only up to 7 in a half hour but I am not complaining. ;)

First time it was 6 and I couldn't believe nor did she.

Ross




FelinePersuasion -> RE: Ok, what gives here?????? (9/15/2006 11:01:04 PM)

who says we can't. I sure could if I wore pants and a t shirt.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Owned1



On the other hand, we cant throw on a shirt and any pair of pants and walk outta the house,
Owned




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