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The Bear - 9/15/2006 6:07:47 PM   
SirDiscipliner69


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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap
on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to concede to the latter. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and
shot it. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said,
"That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two
choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down
the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, there was a
tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar
bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it, Frank -- You don't
come here for the hunting, do you?" Ross
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RE: The Bear - 9/15/2006 7:08:17 PM   
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rofl -- thanks for the chuckle

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RE: The Bear - 9/15/2006 7:13:19 PM   
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cute

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RE: The Bear - 9/15/2006 7:16:19 PM   
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One of My favorite jokes for years

Ever have it remind you of anyone you know? ;)

Ross

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RE: The Bear - 9/16/2006 10:43:30 AM   
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roflmao

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RE: The Bear - 9/16/2006 3:27:04 PM   
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HA! Got to tell that one to the hunting clue I belong to. I bet you a dollar the rednecks won't understand it.=Þ~~

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