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RE: Got a joke for yeah... yeah it's bad... - 10/10/2006 6:00:12 AM

Aileen68

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ORIGINAL: WyrdRich

     Two cows are down by the watering hole.

    First cow says, "so what do you think about this Mad Cow disease the keeps popping up?"

    Second cow says, "What do I care, I'm a helicopter."

   (ba-dum-bum)

Ok I'm really slow this morning, but I just don't get this.
Someone please explain.

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RE: Got a joke for yeah... yeah it's bad... - 10/10/2006 7:03:52 AM

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The 'second cow' has mad cow disease.

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RE: Got a joke for yeah... yeah it's bad... - 10/10/2006 7:05:44 AM

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Doh...I can be such an idiot at times.

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RE: Got a joke for yeah... yeah it's bad... - 10/10/2006 1:31:16 PM

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Incest, a game the whole family can play

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RE: Got a joke for yeah... yeah it's bad... - 10/10/2006 5:00:41 PM

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Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the womens' husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'

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RE: Got a joke for yeah... yeah it's bad... - 10/10/2006 5:04:39 PM

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ok.. Redhead gets my vote.

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RE: Got a joke for yeah... yeah it's bad... - 10/10/2006 5:23:52 PM

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Alright, a few of my worst jokes. Please don't be offended, and if you are, please do it in such a way that shows you for the humourless ass you must be.

Why is there cottonballs in the top of pill bottles?

To remind black people that they picked cotton before they became drug addicts.

That wasn't racism, racism is against people.

What's red and white and pulls at your pantlegs?

A homesick abortion.

What do you call a jew with an oxygen tank?

Spoilsport.

Seriously, I have nothing against jews though - I think everyone should own a few.

I know I had a few more, but I can't think of them.... I'll be back.

Yours,

benji

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RE: Got a joke for yeah... yeah it's bad... - 10/10/2006 5:43:01 PM

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What do you call an Arab with his arm up a camel's ass?

A Mechanic.

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