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Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:18:00 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		What I do for you guys....

I'm actually on a computer at one of my friend's houses, over here for a nice late lunch, and downstairs I was smelling the aroma (read: stench) of peanut oil...lots and lots and lots of peanut oil, which means one thing, deep frying.

Now I dunno what kinda snacks are happening, but I just brought up a plate of  things that look like what i can only describe as jalepeno poppers...

I just ate one...it is by far the most heinous thing i've ever tasted, my eyes are spilling thier contents on the keyboard, I feel like i'm drooling like a retard, my entire mind is flushed and my head feels like it's about to explode, it feels as if I just snorted a spoonfull of horseradish and tastes 5 times worse. these are definitly going on the Tiger's feast.

I just wanted to let you all in on the behind the scenes of what happens when I make my games.

Updates to come within a minute or two.



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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:22:16 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:23:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		its not that kind of pain. It's i dunno how to describe it really...hand on one sec.

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- Quentin Tarantino.

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:27:22 PM   
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It wasent the food itself they tell me (horseshit) , it was the tempura like batter they used to coat it. Luckily they have a drink similar to horchata, and the grandmother is making these dense sweet ricecakes, so those will definitly heal me up.

But to be fair I still gotta eat the thing, dosent matter though cause theyre still making the same things save for no batter.

All I can say is that its something...stuffed with something else, and to really put it on the game I have to eat it for real.

You bastards better love me for this. *Is gonna cry pretty soon*

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- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:27:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Are these Jalapeño poppers?  (Deep fried jalapeño peppers stuffed with cream cheese?) I advise biting into some bread for comfort if your mouth is burning.

Edited to add:  Don't worry, after your mouth numbs a bit they are quite nice :)

< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/17/2006 3:30:04 PM >

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:27:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		 I love jalepeno poppers always gets them as an appitizer
spicy food such as that are good for you so I've read but  thats just my opinion

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:29:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		No...no people these are not jalapeno poppers. Jalapeno poppers are like fucking jolly ranchers compared to what I tasted. Besides it wasent so much the heat, it wa sthat the batter had gone bad, theyre frying up some now without the batter. Fucking smells...


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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:31:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		ewwwwwwwwwwwww.. then thank them and pass on 'em.

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:32:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Nope, cant, told em I would eat em and its rude to suddenly change your mind here. Besides, it'll be fun to have on the game.

if you heard what it was you might think its actually pretty good on paper but...trust me...no.

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:34:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		*Laughing myself sick* Uh.. ehem. How the hell does Tempura batter go bad? Its just flour and water!

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:38:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		who the hell knows what kinda starch they used...and even then, i dunno whats crawling around in whatever they have. I think there may be cornstarch...but whatever dosent matter.

Okay new plate, I have two...count em two of the devilish satanic little bastards (that older sister fuckin hates me I swear, giving me two, the cunt) and about...14 of those rice ball cakes...elipses..whatever the hell they are, but they help in cooling down, and a real big glass of the horchata.

I'll see you guys on the other side...aka, minute or two.


*sniff*

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:39:11 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:54:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Okay i'm back, and it seems I was the ass of a very good joke.

Suprisingly the things actually cruched and tatsed sorta good as I would expect, but the the "stuffing" kicked in and I suddenly found myself basically convulsing on the hardwood floor of the dining room while the family laughed thier ass off.

This happens alot by the way.

"ahahaha David we always just fry the _______ as they are, we dont put ____with it...da battar was supposed ta be dat hot stuff ya?"

After about a minute or two of basically bathing in the horchata I looked at my "friend" who was in on it all, and actually got the family to pull this shit on me, she knows i'm posting on here.

"I'm gonna fucking drown you in the pool when your familia isent looking"
"well at least it help cool you off"

So now i'm just taking my rice cakes tiny bite at a time because thats all I can really stand out of the intense pain on my taste buds, I dident have to eat the second one of these things, and I think it would kill the dog if I fed it to him.

"I'm gonna use your bathroom later you know that? I'll have no mercy, Shiva destroyer of worlds on you bastards..."

This is of course while im sitting and crying, not very intimidating is it?

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:58:26 PM   
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< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/17/2006 4:00:04 PM >

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 3:59:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		5 minutes and it hurts...it hurts bad...at least actual lunch smells good...i think.

any liquid I try drinking a little bit spills out of my mouth.



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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 4:01:02 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		hey this is for you bastards...you better play my game when it comes out for this.

*sniffle, tears up* owwwwwwwwwww....

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 4:02:36 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

hey this is for you bastards...you better play my game when it comes out for this.

*sniffle, tears up* owwwwwwwwwww....


I leeeve in Phoeeeeenix.  "Been there , done that"

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 4:03:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm in vegas...trust me, this goes far far far beyond anything we southwesterns could conjure up...this is deep jungles of cambodia shit.

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 4:08:02 PM   
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RE: Oh Dear Lord... - 9/17/2006 4:10:50 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		these things werent exactly bite sized. more like two bites tops. In fact I'm suprised they got them..I'm sure they woudla tasted great if it werent for the stuff that was inside.

Lunch is at least looking good...lotta pork, with a whole lotta fruit.

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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