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LotusSong -> The Decision (9/18/2006 3:16:27 PM)
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The Decision
The Boss had a problem.
He had to downsize the office and narrowed it down to one of two people, Dorothy or Jack.
It was an impossible decision -- they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Dorothy came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The Boss approached her and said:
"Dorothy, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning."
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