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Another Model Husband - 9/19/2006 7:46:05 AM

Pimpernell

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The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said: "Ladies: remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"
She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember: you're in this together. So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner." The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the teacher.
"I was just wondering," the man said, "is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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RE: Another Model Husband - 9/19/2006 3:28:14 PM

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LMAO..... that was great! WRONG... but great.....

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RE: Another Model Husband - 9/19/2006 9:03:13 PM

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Dang think i might have been married to that one only it was carring the beer cooler. Oh and rough terrain made labor happen a lot quicker. LOL i recommend it to anyone overdue or just waiting those last few days.

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RE: Another Model Husband - 9/19/2006 10:00:55 PM

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LOL sounds like something my dad would have said!!! or done LOL

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RE: Another Model Husband - 9/20/2006 4:05:08 AM

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On the subject of husbands and wives...

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis.

With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."

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RE: Another Model Husband - 9/20/2006 6:09:04 AM

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ROFLMAO that is hysterical!

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