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There were four elderly men sitting around a table in a park discussing their views of the world. One of them, Bob, decided to change the subject.
"Fellas, what is the fastest thing in the world?"
Jim was first to voice his opinion. "That's easy. A thought is the fastest thing in the world. Before you even realize it, you've already thought."
Everyone agreed that was pretty fast, but Harold saw things differently. "It would have to be a blink...a blink is the fastest thing in the world. It's just that fast," he said as he demonstrates how fast a blink is.
Once again, everyone agreed that a blink was pretty fast, but Dave butted in, "Nope. You're all wrong. Electricity is the fastest thing in the world. Look how fast a light bulb lights up when you turn it on. Now that's fast."
Everyone agreed with Dave except Bob. Bob stood up and said, "You're all wrong. Diarrhea is the fastest thing in the world. Before you can think, blink, or flip a switch, you've done shit all over yourself!"
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