The New Pledge of Allegiance

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LotusSong -> The New Pledge of Allegiance (9/19/2006 6:02:33 PM)
I pledge Allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of America, and to the Republic, for which it stands, One Nation Under Surveillance, With Wiretapping Injustice for all. (George is listening.... use big words)

Saratov -> RE: The New Pledge of Allegiance (9/19/2006 8:29:22 PM)
Astonishingly and frighteningly accurate. [&:]

Lashra -> RE: The New Pledge of Allegiance (9/19/2006 9:19:03 PM)
yeah if the words have more then 4 letters in them GWB will be stumped. I guess he would get Cheney to figure them out for him. Unless he is out busy shooting more lawyers...Dang it George I'm busy! Its open lawyer season, don't ya know?[:-] ~Lashra

MagiksSlave -> RE: The New Pledge of Allegiance (9/19/2006 9:55:53 PM)
LOL george is listening use big words!! thats priceless!!! Magik's slave

shynewboy -> RE: The New Pledge of Allegiance (9/20/2006 8:06:27 AM)
I pledge allegiance to the oil derricks of the USA, and to the technical semi-democracy for which they stand. One nation under the guy 50.1% of us voted for (maybe), with wars of liberation for all.

MasterRenegade77 -> RE: The New Pledge of Allegiance (9/20/2006 10:08:57 AM)
Thinks this doesn't belong here as it's too realistic to be funny... Put it in the Off-topics forum

LotusSong -> RE: The New Pledge of Allegiance (9/20/2006 11:08:45 AM)
I was going to initially... but it was a toss up- I leave those determinations to the Moderators

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