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How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 6:45:52 PM   
undergroundsea


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Now that we know from the thread above how to find a domme, let's contrast how one courts a woman who is a domme versus one who is not.

The differences are subtle. See, the key is you have to have a good pick up line. But you can't use vanilla pick up lines. There has to be a subtle difference.


Have you heard the "Nice shoes, wanna have sex?" pick up line?
Now that just will not work. Instead, I would say, "Nice shoes, can I kiss them?"

How about this one: "Nice dress. It would look great on the floor of my bedroom". No chance. Apply the subtle difference and it becomes, "Nice dress. I have one just like it in my closet!"

Another winner is, "I've got the handcuffs if you've got the key!"

If that doesn't work, I say, Hey Darlin....I mean Hey My Grand Magnificent Highness Mistress, would you like to go to my place for some pizza and candle wax play? What, you don't like pizza?

I tell you I have four dommes knocking on my door right now.

Got any kinked-up pick-up lines to share?

Cheers,

Sea
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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 6:51:08 PM   
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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 6:58:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Kneel, bitch!  Oh.  You're a Domme.  In that case, how can I serve You, oh my Mistress?

Yours,


benji

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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 7:02:20 PM   
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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 7:02:44 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Kneel, bitch!  Oh.  You're a Domme.  In that case, how can I serve You, oh my Mistress?

Yours,
benji


"You came in here with teeth.. ya wanna leave here with teeth"?
 
(Oh.. Benji...Benji...Benji...)

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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 7:03:51 PM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: MistressKita

How about your strap-on or mine?


VERY GOOD!!!!!  (I wish I had thought of that one!)

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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 8:48:16 PM   
Saratov


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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 9:14:39 PM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		 You  have some nice clothes! Wow I bet you use alot of clothespins. Say I've got big balls want to see how many you can put on them?

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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 9:15:50 PM   
Lashra


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Careful! or LotusSong might neuter you <gasp>

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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 9:16:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lashra

You have some nice clothes! Wow I bet you use alot of clothespins. Say I've got big balls want to see how many you can put on them?

~Lashra



THAT is classic. I LOVE it!

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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/19/2006 10:03:38 PM   
undergroundsea


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Status: offline 		So here's another cheesy pick-up line slightly kinked up.

Are your feet hurting? Because you have been running around in my mind.......and it's only fair that I rub them for you!

Cheers,

Sea

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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/20/2006 5:13:25 AM   
LotusSong


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quote:

ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

So here's another cheesy pick-up line slightly kinked up.

Are your feet hurting? Because you have been running around in my mind.......and it's only fair that I rub them for you!

Cheers,

Sea
Awww..that just made me feel all warm and fuzzy :)
 
(actually- that one would work)

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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/20/2006 5:20:00 AM   
LadyEllen


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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/20/2006 5:25:49 AM   
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did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? Would it have helped if you landed on me?

Can I buy you a drink? and polish your boots


And my favorite so far...

If I said you had a beautiful violet wand, would you hold it against me?

J

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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/20/2006 5:29:26 AM   
LadyEllen


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"You seem so familiar - I'm sure I've cum across your face before"

(but handy if you're a pure masochist who loves severe pain)
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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/20/2006 5:31:53 AM   
LadyEllen


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RE: How to Court a Domme - 9/20/2006 6:01:13 AM   
LadyEsenem


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"You look really stressed. Want to beat me?"

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