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Anyone Shorter Than This Line May Not Ride - 9/20/2006 4:00:51 AM   
MadameDahlia


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From: SoCal aka Hell
Status: offline 		On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students."

"Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"

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RE: Anyone Shorter Than This Line May Not Ride - 9/20/2006 9:26:35 AM   
prdslave


Posts: 190
Joined: 7/1/2006
Status: offline 		hmm...some might get creative in their dressing style to get past the rule.

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RE: Anyone Shorter Than This Line May Not Ride - 9/20/2006 4:11:14 PM   
RubberWitch


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Status: offline 		am I the only one who thought
step 1:Don't get caught
step 2:If step one fails, alternate to keep the fines down

J

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RE: Anyone Shorter Than This Line May Not Ride - 10/8/2006 3:04:38 PM   
shadowrose13


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Status: offline 		act first, beg for forgivness later...worked for me in school *evil grin*

~rose

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