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Have You Sssheen My Car, Ocifer? - 9/20/2006 4:11:43 AM

MadameDahlia

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A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"

"Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally.

About this time the cop looks down to see that the man's member is being exhibited for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "OHHH GOD... they got my girlfriend too!!!"

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RE: Have You Sssheen My Car, Ocifer? - 9/20/2006 4:06:23 PM

RubberWitch

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This reminded me of two jokes

A police officer is doing the "early early" shift on the first of November, and finds a drunken fratboy administering a hot beef injection to a pumpkin.
"My god boy! what the hell do you think you're doing?"
The kid looks down and says
"Fucking hell! It's midnight already?"

A drunk wanders over to a guy sitting next to a broken down car. he staggers round it a coupe of times squinting at the exhaust, the open bonnet, the driver. a passing dog, before tottering back to the guy and asking "Whatshamattermate?"

"Piston broke"

"Reallyy? Sho'mI!"

(in reply to MadameDahlia)

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