EnglishDomNW
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'Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm a f**king squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "F**king nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit." " Peter was the one who said "I don't know him. I don't know him. I don't know him." cock-a-doodle-doo "Oh, HIM!" "Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, "Is that Rod Stewart in first class?" "What have you been reading? The gospel according to St. Bastard?" I love this YouTube one, Easter and Christmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XJfRzNOJNE
< Message edited by EnglishDomNW -- 9/20/2006 11:22:35 AM >
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