DiurnalVampire -> RE: Things I wanted to Say, but didn't! (9/25/2006 7:49:17 PM)
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AS of today, dealing with customers... I have a few i would LOVE to have said. Standing next to the cooler FILLED with sodas, a customer asked me if we sold cold soda. "No, we just decorate with it" Excuse me, what flavor to the suppositories come in? "I can gaurantee they taste like shit" Do you work here? "No, I just like the blazer" My workday today reminded me of the "Here's your Sign" comedy routine. *sigh* And then my exhusband called me and had the nerve to ask me to lend him money becasue he was buying out the lease on our old apartment and needed a few hundred so he could afford to move inwith his new GF (who he started seeing before we were divorced) My actual response "Sorry, I just paid bills, I dont have it." What Id have liked to say "Sorry, I cant free up a few hundred dollars so you can buy out the lease and finaly move in with the chick you started screwing before you were good enough to get the hell out of MY bed. Why not ask HER for the money, what a novel concept." DV
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