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LTRsubNW -> The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 5:56:19 PM)

(I have about 17, 9 are sexist, 5 are questionable and at least 3 are going to get me in trouble....but...I LIKE EM!!!!)



gooddogbenji -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 5:59:26 PM)

Wait - the best part about being a man is being censored by the PC police?

Yours,


benji



mnottertail -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 6:04:48 PM)

The best part about being a man is that it is easy to piss outside.

Ron



LTRsubNW -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 6:15:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

The best part about being a man is that it is easy to piss outside.

Ron



(That is a good one)



PrimitiveLogic -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 6:26:28 PM)

The best part about being a man, is being able to enter someone physically, spiritually, and mentally; completing the primitive dance that we are compelled to move within. To have been given this opportunity has been and continues to be one hell of a damn good part!



swtsouthernsub -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 6:27:52 PM)

lol give me a bush or car door will piss outside like the rest of you men just squatting



cuddleheart50 -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 6:30:44 PM)

Now that was really nice.  [:D]



mnottertail -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 6:31:59 PM)

We don't need to have no stinkin' hiding, the equipment is not big enough for anyone to spot it from more than a couple feet away..................

Ever notice that men who walk into the wrong bathroom at a public place are treated as child molesters?

Now, if a woman walks into a man's bathroom, we just wave a c'mere with our free hand and say c'mon in.......what'cha doin'?


LOLOL,
Ron



EnglishDomNW -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 7:14:42 PM)

We can buy a pair of shoes in 4 minutes.



KatyLied -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 7:15:31 PM)

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The best part about being a man, is being able to enter someone physically, spiritually, and mentally


How many girls swooned when they read that?



Frank01 -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 7:18:07 PM)

We can fall asleep after the orgasms, and not hear the chattering.[;)]



mnottertail -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 7:19:21 PM)

and we can count all our shoes on two or three fingers.

Ron



WyrdRich -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 7:29:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: EnglishDomNW

We can buy a pair of shoes in 4 minutes.



     Shee-it, I can get all my Christmas shopping done in 45.

     Of course, it then takes every evening for a week to get it wrapped.



swtsouthernsub -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 7:51:28 PM)

would have swooned if it hadnt been so long and hadnt went over my country arse head like a flock of geeses sorry slow down south



Sinergy -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 7:56:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyrdRich

quote:

ORIGINAL: EnglishDomNW

We can buy a pair of shoes in 4 minutes.



    Shee-it, I can get all my Christmas shopping done in 45.

    Of course, it then takes every evening for a week to get it wrapped.


You actually wrap them yourself?

*genuflects Dominantly*

You are a better man than I. 

Sinergy



Emperor1956 -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 8:00:51 PM)

quote:

Sinergy:  You actually wrap them yourself?


Sure.  Why do you think men invented paper bags?

E.




Emperor1956 -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 8:02:54 PM)

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katylied:  How many girls swooned when they read that?


Uh...before you go all swoony, girls...read his post carefully.  I admire gender neutrality *GRIN*

And that's another great thing about being a man -- politically incorrect jokes...

...hey....PULL MY FINGER!

E.

(edited to add:  All this time I thought WyrdRich was pointing at Me..but he's NOT...he's saying PULL MY FINGER!)



PrimitiveLogic -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 8:06:50 PM)

ROFL~ carefully stated my ass!!! ...damn there I go again, getting a little behind in  posts...or is that with my 'post' ?



SirKenin -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 8:58:27 PM)

I can not believe someone would brag in a public forum about having 17 men.  I mean, I am extremely open minded.....but still, I have some self respect.



ownedgirlie -> RE: The best part about being a man is... (9/21/2006 9:24:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Frank01

We can fall asleep after the orgasms, and not hear the chattering.[;)]


Aww, that just means you're not giving her a big enough one to wipe her out. [;)]



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