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Whiterabbit0117 -> We Call It Sexual Intercourse (9/21/2006 9:01:39 PM)
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As the grandmother was making apple pies for dinner, little 5 year old Johnny asked, "Nanny, what do you call it when one person is in bed on top of another one."
The Grandmother was quite taken aback by the question, but unable to stop what she was doing she thought a short honest answer was the best response. "Well Johnny, we call that sexual intercourse."
Surprisingly, Johnny seemed satisfied with the answer and ran off to play with his friends. Leaving the grandmother to ponder why Johnny asked the question.
About five minutes later Johnny runs back in the house and says, "No Nanna, you are wrong! It is called bunk beds."
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