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Few jokes for ya - 9/22/2006 8:59:31 PM

Irishblu

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Two guys were out walking home from work one afternoon.
"Shit," the first guy said, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the
wife's panties off!"
"What's the rush?" his buddy asked.
"The damn elastic in the legs is killing me!"
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Why are elderly men like bumper stickers?
They are both hard to get off!
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I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd
get.

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Be safe and be well,
irishblu

"For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice--no paper currency, no promises to pay, but the gold of real service." -John Burroughs