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RubberWitch -> Paying at the whorehouse (9/23/2006 1:10:08 AM)
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NOT PC
Three friends decided to visit a prostitute -- a white
guy, a black guy, and a Jew. It was a slow night, so
she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."
When the white man came back out, his friends
asked, "How much did she charge you?"
"$75 dollars," said the white man.
The black guy went in and returned with a fee
of $95. The first two men were quite proud of
their prowess.
The Jewish man went in and then returned,
"How much did she charge you?" asked the
first two.
"20 dollars," replied the Jew proudly.
The first two start laughing hysterically.
"Hey you guys," replied the Jewish guy,
"I'm not so stupid,... I paid on the way out!"
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