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here's a groaner - 9/23/2006 4:12:45 PM

siouxie

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A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"

"40," replies the dog.

"How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"

"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."

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RE: here's a groaner - 9/23/2006 5:00:13 PM

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groooaaannnn LOL

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RE: here's a groaner - 9/23/2006 5:01:13 PM

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exactly! ;-)

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RE: here's a groaner - 9/23/2006 5:03:36 PM

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That was baaaaad....
"Ewe trying to pull the wool over our eyes with that one?" he said sheepishly.

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RE: here's a groaner - 9/23/2006 5:31:13 PM

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As a border collie owner, I loved that one!!!!

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RE: groaner - BLONDE version - 9/26/2006 3:43:45 AM

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OK, here's the blonde version of the sheep joke...

A blonde is sick of being told that blondes are dumb, so she dyes her hair brunette.
One day she is driving by a pasture and sees the grazier and his sheep there. She thinks "sheep->lamb->BBQ", stops the car and calls the grazier over.
She says "I've got a great deal for you. If I can tell you how many sheep in this field, will you give me one?"
He says "What's in it for me?", and she says "If I'm wrong, I'll give you $100!"
Since he only gets $50 for a sheep, and he knows that there's no way she'll get the number right, he says "Ok, let's do it."
She looks at the field and mumbles for a few seconds, then says "There are 2143 sheep in this field!"
The grazier just about has a heart attack, as he counted the sheep that morning, and she's absolutely right!"
She says "Can I take my sheep now?"
He says "Yes", and watches her as she catches the animal and starts to stuff it into the boot of her car.
Then he says "I've got a great deal for you."
"OK", she says, "what is it?"
"If I tell you correctly what is your natural hair colour, will you give me back my dog?"

BOOM BOOM!!!

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