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knees2you -> Warning new Liquor Laws~~ (9/23/2006 8:07:48 PM)
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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and
panties.[sm=flying.gif]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.[sm=wave.gif]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a retard.[sm=hair.gif]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love
them.[&:]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing. [8|]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning. [;)]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with members of the
opposite sex without spitting.[sm=news.gif]
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.[sm=banghead.gif]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.[sm=banana.gif]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.[sm=ofcourse.gif]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.[8|]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a
disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you
unable to account for large chunks of time.[sm=meh.gif]
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in
you getting your ass kicked.[sm=boxer.gif]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something really
scary.[sm=hewah.gif]
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees
and lower back.[sm=crop.gif]
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink
you kan tpye reel gode
Ant, & Lilbecque[sm=news.gif]
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