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MCandNuri -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 5:58:33 PM)

I had this mental image of him throwing his hands up in the air and squealing, there... 



MySweetSubmssive -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 6:00:43 PM)

... drenched in the juices of pussy!



Silvermoon -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 6:01:45 PM)

Swear to God..."Did you cum yet?" My roomie was heard howling in laughter from the other room.



MistressTexas -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 10:17:26 PM)

Arguing is a form of passion right? Well I'm pretending it is, so there. Having an arguement with a boyfriend, who happened to have the same name as his dad. He started slinging the low blows, and without even thinking about it, I yell at him "You're just bitchy because I was yelling your dads name in bed last night."



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 10:38:32 PM)

I had a guy ask me if I came, and I told him no.  He then came back with "neither did I, I faked it"
I was laughing so hard I couldnt tell him to get his stuff and get the hell out.

DV



CuriouslyKat -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/24/2006 11:14:08 PM)

LOL...this thread is killing me...

Well...I hooked up with a guy when I was going though my divorce and heknew that. Right in the middle of some very hot sex he asked "What would your husband say if he saw you now?"  [:'(]




Pimpernell -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/25/2006 5:33:12 AM)

I do crack jokes all the time during sex which some girls like, others don't.  It can be a bad idea if she's done her Kegel exercises as some girls really squeeze when they laugh.

But recently I pulled this one out.

Her: "Oh.  You ROCK!"
Me: "If this cocks rockin', don't bother knockin'"




Silvermoon -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/25/2006 5:47:09 AM)

LOL Pimpernell,
Kegel's can be dangerous! Which leads to a whole different set  of 'embarrassing things said in bed'. Rule in this house, Don't laugh, sneeze or cough during intercourse. So...embarrassing line 1. "Out OUT!" Followed by a clumsy dismount and sneeze/cough or even worse "*achoo* (insert partner cussing here)" Followed by even clumsier dismount.[:o]

Silver





LadyEllen -> RE: Things Said in the Throws of Passion (9/25/2006 6:07:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

quote:

ORIGINAL: MCandNuri

I freakin' blast a queef that rivals anything I've EVER heard.
Fun times.



 
That's another thing nice about being a Domme at times like that (not that we ever blast one at a delicate time..no, sometimes we just  make a noise like we did)
 
That's when it's not out of character to say "Take that and LIKE IT!"  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
 
(I think we need to do a thread on fart facts and "things to say to cover")


Agreed. Including why it is that some guys seem obsessed by it!? Adrian is continually accusing me whenever the furniture makes a sound - and it is just the furniture - and why he thought it so interesting when I (allegedly - I was asleep and have no idea) let one go in bed one night? It seemed less than ladylike that morning to ask whether he might have enjoyed it, as Lotus suggested, but I'm beginning to wonder.....!
E



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