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illuminati1 -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 6:28:06 AM)

benji, at 8am in the morning when I STILL can't sleep i'm glad I can come on here and read your humorous comments [:)] atleast someone can keep me occupied.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 6:30:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHugs

Dear Dnomyar, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
For me, in my mind's eye--the Basic set of Rules in setting up a relationship with me are:

Must be breathing on their own--no assistance required. 

Must be able to walk on their own--no assistance required.
Must be able to go to the bathroom on their own, to include draining their radiator and dumping a load into the ...err nebbermind.
Must be able to feed themselves.  Shoveling food in by themselves, along with drinking beverages.
Must know that if they continue to scratch, a flea collar will be slapped onto their neck in a heartbeat.
 
Respectfully submitted for consideration with a bit of wit,
Lady Hugs


(I think Ladyhugs has a crush on me)

Yours,


benji




twicehappy -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 6:38:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

(I think Ladyhugs has a crush on me)


Is there a female on cm who doesn't? You little horn dog.




illuminati1 -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 6:40:25 AM)

Benji can't help it that he's a little horn dog. It's not his fault women swoon over him. >.>




KnightofMists -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 6:43:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Is there a female on cm who doesn't? You little horn dog.


well there was this one...............oh never mind... that was a guy in drag...




philosophy -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 6:50:14 AM)

"Make sure everyone is breathing"

"Pulses are the next thing to check!"

....both wrong i'm afraid.......it's the ABC of first aid you need......airways first, breathing second and circulation third......

yours, a pedant....lol




illuminati1 -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 6:54:01 AM)

I'm still breathing! ....I think.. ::looks aorund and fwaps person that checked her pulse:: NO TOUCHY! ::goes and gets more coffee::




RiotGirl -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 6:59:58 AM)

i think being able to excrete on your own is a very important factor too. 

ummmm and ummm






OhReallyNow -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:02:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

I agree that everyone should do what they think  best fits their relationship. My question is that is there a Basic set of Rules we should follow and build our relationshipship on that?

Hmm some basic rules that this slave follows
always be honest and tell the truth, even if it hurts
always be sincere
always look up to the heavens; becasue that is where you will find inspiration
 
now some basic rules that this slave follows in her relationship with Master
always remember that unmentionables come first, before Master and before this slave
always be honest and tell the truth, even if it hurts
always be sincere
always be respectful, even when full of anger and resentment
always speak your mind truthfully and openly
 
 
some basic rules that this slave has always used in her relationships that seem to just carry over from one to another
always be honest and tell the truth, even when it hurts
always be sincere
always speak your mind truthfully and openlly
always be respectful
always remember what and where your place is
 
and the most important basic rule that this slave has found to date
 
always remember that love means freedom, not confinement




gooddogbenji -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:19:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Is there a female on cm who doesn't? You little horn dog.


well there was this one...............oh never mind... that was a guy in drag...


Yeah, but he could have told me before he had me tied up!

Yours,


benji




Dnomyar -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:24:11 AM)

OhReallyNow thanks for your reply. 




gooddogbenji -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:30:05 AM)

What am I, chopped liver?

Cuz if I am, you'll need some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Yours,


benji




illuminati1 -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:36:42 AM)

Benji?

Can I adopt you? You're way too cute. [:D]




Frank01 -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:45:16 AM)

Do what I say, but not what I do.

(makes more sense in D/s than anywhere else, actually)




gooddogbenji -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:48:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: illuminati1

Can I adopt you? You're way too cute. [:D]



I tell a guy to eat me, and you tell me I'm cute?  Badass is more like it!

Yours,


benji




illuminati1 -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:50:10 AM)

Ok ok ok. Badass AND cute. There happy. Now, can I adopt you? :::bats her eyes lashes::




LaTigresse -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:52:49 AM)

Sorry benji, I have to vote with the cute factor myself.




Caitriona -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:54:28 AM)

For my Dom and I, the basic rules are the ones that have been discussed:

Respect.  Honesty.  Trust.  Communication.

These tend to build onto one another, in my opinion.  Communication has been a big one since we're both new to this lifestyle.  Trust falls into that one because there is huge amount of trust required to be able to be in a D/s relationship, at least in my opinion.  I expect him to be honest about what he likes/dislikes/desires, ect.  And while he may, from time to time, refer to me as "his slut" (ect) I know that he isn't degrading me.  He respects me as a person, as his sub, and as his wife.




illuminati1 -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:54:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Sorry benji, I have to vote with the cute factor myself.


YES! Thank you LaTigresse! But he IS badass too.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Basic Rules (9/25/2006 7:59:57 AM)

I see the world is against me.  Only one thing left to be done, then.

*Turns the ol' red white and blue into the orange, yellow and green*

Take that, ya dang dirty apes!

Yours,


benji




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