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mnottertail -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 7:20:44 PM)
This post is really, way off course......individualism, that's what we are here for---- PURPLE don't do a fuckin thing for me unless she has sucked me that hard, in which case I wouldn't notice that particular sense anyhow. But put it on a garter? Outta' here clown!!!!! Ron

LotusSong -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 7:21:56 PM)
I have got one: (maybe- I hadn't checked the Achieves and that's LA's job anyhoo :) Bad kissers. How do you approach it? Subs.. would you take it for as long as you could and say- "Yanno, Master/Mistress, I would like to talk to you about something".. or do you just suffer through? I think most of us (way back when they first invented sex) learned from bad porno movies and did what it LOOKED like they were doing. To the M/Mm- what would you do if your sub wanted to teach you something VERY basic that he/she felt you needed to enjoy you more. I, fortunately, had a wonderful tutor :) - or so I'm told. I have a friend, who upon the first meeting with her master, said he gave head like he was chewing on a cob of corn.

ducky -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 7:22:38 PM)
well shifted, you certainly aren't bigfoot...unless you crammed them into those teeny tiny shoes. (wonders to self if twice is in trouble or if shifted misspoke and meant twice has a big mouth (grins))

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 7:27:13 PM)
I had a Dom partner who was the WORST kisser I had ever met. Sloppy, uncoordinated and way overenthusiastic. Our first kiss, I felt like i was being swallowed. I pushed him back, and said "OK, look, I know your a Dom, like me, bout your about to have your first training." After he finished stamering about not being trained and al, and with a little practice, he improved. Thank goodness I wasnt his sub, I dont know that I could have grinned and bore that, no matter what. DV

amuzingtoyou -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 7:29:17 PM)
Lotus song...great topic..bad kissers. If it was a dom who's sub was a bad kisser easily taken care of...but what if it is the dom who is a bad kisser?

LotusSong -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 7:34:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: amuzingtoyou Lotus song...great topic..bad kissers. If it was a dom who's sub was a bad kisser easily taken care of...but what if it is the dom who is a bad kisser? Yup. I had to re-teach a lot of things. Being on the handle end of the whip makes it easier. Then I thought.. about my friend (and no it WAS my friend..not me) and wondered how many subs find themselves in this dilemma. You can even expand this to say Mistress' perfume or Sir's aftershave... This poor sub also had the epiphany that while this guy did primo cyber in the getting to know you phase.. he was a major dud in RT.

Sinergy -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 7:52:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lashra Personally I think George W. Bush is part bigfoot and into infantilism. I also think that Laura is an alien Domme from Amazonian. She has to be to put up with his hairy ass and baby antics. ~Lashra I disagree with this completely. I feel this post insults both Big Foot and infants everywhere. Please try to refrain from flinging insults at alleged hominids roaming the North American forests and infant children. As far as Laura is concerned, somebody call the Domme Police and have her secret decoder ring confiscated. Thank you, Sinergy

MagiksSlave -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 9:58:10 PM)
innint it one eyed one HORNED flying puple people eater!! LOL that song brings back funny childhood memories Magik's slave

MagiksSlave -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 9:59:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: amuzingtoyou Lotus song...great topic..bad kissers. If it was a dom who's sub was a bad kisser easily taken care of...but what if it is the dom who is a bad kisser? color me confused... why is it easy to fix if the sub is the bad kisser and not iffin da dom is??

Frank01 -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 10:01:55 PM)
What will happen if you take all of her shoes away, and make her wear dutch clogs?

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 10:24:30 PM)
I can think of many topics never discussed, but their crude and gross and personal and they boarder on tmi and nobody wants to hear them lol. quote: ORIGINAL: amuzingtoyou I am wondering if its possible to come up with a topic that has not yet been discussed....i think we have seen it all...but is anyone up for the challenge..can we find a topic not yet discussed. I wonder even if this topic that i brought up today had been discussed?

MagiksSlave -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/25/2006 10:36:02 PM)
KITTY KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pounses the feline LOL difernt nuff fer ya??

mons -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/26/2006 1:40:29 AM)
greetings i got one which makes my twin and i sick why does every male think it is ok to ask us if we are both dommes and do with play with one another mons ( sick of being ask)

MisPandora -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/26/2006 3:01:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: amuzingtoyou I am wondering if its possible to come up with a topic that has not yet been discussed....i think we have seen it all...but is anyone up for the challenge..can we find a topic not yet discussed. I wonder even if this topic that i brought up today had been discussed? "The utilization of power drills and chain saws in the dungeon: their operation, use and maintenance."

twicehappy -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/26/2006 4:42:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse He just hasn't found the Dom/me rich enough to buy the custom made diapers and cases of baby wipes yet. My advice to Bigfoot then is to keep looking, somebody out there is bound to kave a kink involving crap crusted fur and 5 pound cans of baby powder.(Not to mention twin sheet sized nappies full of 20 gallon size piles of poo.)

twicehappy -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/26/2006 4:47:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ducky well shifted, you certainly aren't bigfoot...unless you crammed them into those teeny tiny shoes. (wonders to self if twice is in trouble or if shifted misspoke and meant twice has a big mouth (grins)) You will notice from her pics she is not 7 foot tall or covered with hair either, lmao. I am only in trouble when she scratches my back and i am not sitting on a towel.........

twicehappy -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/26/2006 4:49:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave innint it one eyed one HORNED flying puple people eater!! LOL that song brings back funny childhood memories Nope, his horn is in a CB 2000 so we do not talk about it. Edited to add; Or is that called something else, well either way his horn is either in chastity or being used as a radio for a convoy of tractor trailers and not available for discussion.

amuzingtoyou -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/26/2006 5:50:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave color me confused... why is it easy to fix if the sub is the bad kisser and not iffin da dom is?? Well in the great scheme of BDSM, if a dom thought his/her sub was a bad kisser they would just train them how to be a better kisser. Or teach them how to kiss the way they like. If a dom is a bad kisser however, its not as easy for a sub to train their dom on how to kiss better....thats what i meant by that...also it was mean to be funny...somewhere humour gets lost in the translation.

LadyEllen -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/26/2006 6:00:29 AM)
Well, I hope you're all pleased with yourself. Why cant we focus on the good aspects of an 8 foot tall hairy guy with shit stuck to his fur? Like, you can lead him down the street on a leash, and no one will look more than about five times. Like, you can put a bridle on him, and ride him around on all fours and no one is going to think too much of it. Like, he wont speak even if spoken to. Like, he can pick you up and carry you around without making sarcastic comments about your weight. Like, he can reach the high shelves in stores and carry all your shopping, without complaining. Like you can send him to get rid of Bible thumpers at the door, without him getting into some theological debate with them? And lets not get into the old adage about a guy's shoe size and other parts of his anatomy.... Just because 8 foot hairy guys with shit stuck to their fur isnt your thing, dont assume theyre all the same and that no one could appreciate them! (Just as long as theyre not crossdressers of course - my goodness, I'm naughty!) E

eyesopened -> RE: Topic never discussed. (9/26/2006 7:00:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RiotGirl ooooooo what about the 3 foot aliens who live under my bed that taught me how to speak cow and WHY is that crazy? Are these legal or illegal aliens and now should we spend tax-payer money to have all signs and contracts available in cow?

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