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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/1/2006 10:03:12 AM   
demistress


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ORIGINAL: SissySean

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ORIGINAL: thisishis

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Is...................
not having to stand up to pee.

As women, sometimes it's the only chance we have during the day to take a load off of our feet.



So how do you write your name in the snow?



Like this silly http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/1/2006 10:03:38 AM   
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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/1/2006 10:25:35 AM   
SissySean


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ORIGINAL: demistress

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ORIGINAL: SissySean

quote:

ORIGINAL: thisishis

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Is...................
not having to stand up to pee.

As women, sometimes it's the only chance we have during the day to take a load off of our feet.



So how do you write your name in the snow?



Like this silly http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/


Well that pretty much shut me up.
You have all the cool toys



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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/1/2006 10:36:08 AM   
NorthernGent


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Status: offline 		What I like about women is the first 2 months of a relationship. Life's all tits and beer, she's as nice as pie and butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.

Once she has her feet under the table things change as she develops an opinion (one she's not afraid to voice) on everything from your mates to why you need to go to the football to how you should spend your Saturday nights.

Why do you have to change after the first 2 months?


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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/1/2006 10:42:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SissySean

So how do you write your name in the snow?



carefully


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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/1/2006 10:42:19 AM   
demistress


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ORIGINAL: SissySean
Well that pretty much shut me up.
You have all the cool toys


Heheh... and only about an hour away *wink* hmmmmm

Best part of being a woman..... being able to feel things strongly, and passionately without feeling bad about it.

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/1/2006 10:44:39 AM   
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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 4:34:40 AM   
Chloelicious


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Status: offline 		Nothing!!!!!!! being a woman sucks, no one take you seriously, men are looking at you like a Cleaner, cook, french maid and some "ugly guy"  look at you like a piece of meat or a punching ball. You got stupid period every month with various effects like headaches, hemoragy, Neauseas, etc, etc.......

You always have to be perfect, nicely proportionnated, smiling, kind, patient, ready to get laid

Must i have to continue the list????????

Chloé

PS> does I sound  pessimist? lol


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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 5:01:22 AM   
spankmepink11


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Status: offline 		I loved being pregnant and giving   birth , it was the first time in my life i truly felt beautiful.
 
I also love feeling soft...smelling good... sounding sweet...and femininity in general....
 
 Sure there are the tiresome things we put up with that some posters mentioned...but i believe our higher power compensates  us for all of that with  multiple orgasms........(can i get an amen!?)

edited to add:   just for fun...do you really know a female when you see one??  
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html#

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 5:08:09 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry
children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but
they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they
want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when
they are nervous.

Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a
friend, after a snowy drive home.

They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay–
at–home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear
suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up
against injustice.

They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into
the right schools and to get their family the right
health care.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart ––
they know that knowledge is power.

But they still know how to use their softer side to make
a point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their
friends, and themselves. They drive, fly, walk, run
or e–mail you to show how much they care about you.

Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow
at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when
they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and
hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral
support to their family and friends. And all they want
in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same
for people you come in contact with.


MEN:

Men are good at lifting heavy shit

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 5:13:35 AM   
NorthernGent


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ORIGINAL: Chloelicious

Nothing!!!!!!! being a woman sucks, no one take you seriously, men are looking at you like a Cleaner, cook, french maid and some "ugly guy"  look at you like a piece of meat or a punching ball. You got stupid period every month with various effects like headaches, hemoragy, Neauseas, etc, etc.......

You always have to be perfect, nicely proportionnated, smiling, kind, patient, ready to get laid
 
chloe, women definitely have the shitty end of the stick which is a shame because you're a nice enough crowd really but life's not always fair.

More importantly, if you really are a cleaner, cook and French maid why haven't you replied to my advertisement that I put in the local paper. The one that started "woman sought........"?

Must i have to continue the list????????

Chloé

PS> does I sound  pessimist? lol



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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 5:18:36 AM   
DommeChains


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Status: offline 		We don't consider asking for help....or directions lol.....as a weakness. 

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 5:19:04 AM   
Chloelicious


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ORIGINAL: Northern gent

More importantly, if you really are a cleaner, cook and French maid why haven't you replied to my advertisement that I put in the local paper. The one that started "woman sought........"?

Northern gent

I did'nt answer because  that is what i am already for my husband and i dont need to feel used and sometime neglected by another male. By the way i was kidding (or almost)

Chloé




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If the Evil spirit arm the Tiger with Claws, Brahman provided wings for the Dove...... Guns and roses

If global warming continue, we will have SOLAR bears !!!
( unknown)

If love is blind......I guess I will buy myself a cane (guns and roses

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 5:25:19 AM   
NorthernGent


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ORIGINAL: Chloelicious

quote:

ORIGINAL: Northern gent

More importantly, if you really are a cleaner, cook and French maid why haven't you replied to my advertisement that I put in the local paper. The one that started "woman sought........"?

Northern gent

I did'nt answer because  that is what i am already for my husband and i dont need to feel used and sometime neglected by another male. By the way i was kidding (or almost)

Chloé



I was only teasing chloe - I got carried away at the French maid comment . If you're husband is neglecting you then trade him in for an improved model. You must have an exchange and mart over in Belguim where you can buy and sell cars, cows, husbands etc.

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Sooner or later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can.

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 5:31:45 AM   
Chloelicious


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Status: offline 		Northern Gent,

I know you were kidding, i was doing it to in my answer. It is not really that my husband neglect me, it s just that some things i crave for are hard to have, but it was just a bad day today. You think i can sell Hubby on ebay? WHat must i do toi have bigger bid? How much must I sell Him?


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If the Evil spirit arm the Tiger with Claws, Brahman provided wings for the Dove...... Guns and roses

If global warming continue, we will have SOLAR bears !!!
( unknown)

If love is blind......I guess I will buy myself a cane (guns and roses

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 5:32:08 AM   
NorthernGent


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ORIGINAL: DommeChains

We don't consider asking for help....or directions lol.....as a weakness. 


Ahh well, you see, I can provide another insight into this that you may not have considered and it may help you understand the male psyche.

It's not out of weakness that we don't ask for directions. We know we need to go from A to B and we're not sure how we're going to get there but we actually want to get lost out of a sense of adventure. Where is the fun in knowing that it's turn left, turn right, straight ahead at the roundabout etc when you can get lost and not have the first clue what you're doing or where the fuck you are?


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Sooner or later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can.

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 5:38:12 AM   
NorthernGent


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ORIGINAL: Chloelicious

Northern Gent,

I know you were kidding, i was doing it to in my answer. It is not really that my husband neglect me, it s just that some things i crave for are hard to have, but it was just a bad day today. You think i can sell Hubby on ebay? WHat must i do toi have bigger bid? How much must I sell Him?



When you put him on e-bay there's two options:

1) Show his good side (leopard skin undercracks, neatly combed hair, chest puffed out etc) and ask for a reasonable price.

2) Just put him up in any old condition and accept £1.

It all depends on whether you consider this to be a money making venture or simply a need to get rid of a sub-standard husband.

You can buy and sell anything on ebay so it will work! and if all else fails there's a thread on serial killing where missturbation is giving a lesson on the merits of poisoning.



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I have the courage to be a coward - but not beyond my limits.

Sooner or later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can.

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 6:32:51 AM   
Chloelicious


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Status: offline 		Thank you for your advices but the last one sounds a bit extreme dont you think?

I think i will give him (hubby) another tryhe is not that bad after all.


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If the Evil spirit arm the Tiger with Claws, Brahman provided wings for the Dove...... Guns and roses

If global warming continue, we will have SOLAR bears !!!
( unknown)

If love is blind......I guess I will buy myself a cane (guns and roses

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 6:53:55 AM   
LadyOunce


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Status: offline 		... Being a Mom.

... that all the best clothes are acceptable for you to wear in public.

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Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts. -Einstein

Do not consider painful what is good for you. -Medea

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RE: The Best Part About Being A Woman .... - 11/2/2006 3:37:38 PM   
thisishis


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SissySean

quote:

ORIGINAL: thisishis

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Is...................
not having to stand up to pee.

As women, sometimes it's the only chance we have during the day to take a load off of our feet.



So how do you write your name in the snow?


As quickly as possible.
Frost bite ... brrrr.
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c125/finely-his/his-snow-pee.jpg


http://www.panlogic.net/yellowsnow/peeindex.html




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