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Cinderella.....the update - 9/28/2006 6:28:23 AM   
Nexo


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Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the
now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish:

"I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair turns into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear. Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother". The Fairy Godmother replied, "It is the least I can do.

What does your heart wish for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was young and full of beauty of youth again". At once, her wish having been desired, became reality and her beautiful youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirring inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigour and vitality began to course through her very soul.

Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke, "You have one more wish, what shall you have?" Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said "I wish you to transform Alan, my old cat, into a beautiful and handsome young man". Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a young man, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that the birds began to fall from the sky at his feet.  The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life" and with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone. For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.

Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunning perfect man she had ever seen. Then, Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in he rocking chair, and holding her close in his young muscular arms, leaned in close to her ear and into it he breathed as much as and whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath..."I bet you now regret having my balls chopped off, don't you?"
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RE: Cinderella.....the update - 9/28/2006 10:43:19 AM   
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LMAO

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RE: Cinderella.....the update - 10/2/2006 4:25:13 AM   
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oOo  
very funny and I bet fairy godmoter had a good laugh too

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RE: Cinderella.....the update - 6/5/2007 2:27:17 PM   
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I guess she did not think it all the way through.
Be careful what you wish for, you might get it.

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RE: Cinderella.....the update - 6/5/2007 5:43:23 PM   
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I just love that one   

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