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willow06 -> here's a few given to me today (9/28/2006 12:33:03 PM)
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There are three types of ring. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
An old lady went to the grocery store, and she had forgotten her list. She stood there in shock for a moment and tried to remember her list. As she placed her hands in thought, she remembered. Hands on head: head of lettuce. Hands on boobs: 2 melons. Hands on butt: rump roast. Hands on crotch: a bottle of Joy.
They're having a great sale on Deer nuts here at the local Winn Dixie. Deer nuts: Under a buck.
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