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INSIDEYOURMIND -> Stupid emails (1/17/2005 10:17:23 AM)

There really should be a Hall of Fame for dumb emails.

Today I get an email, "email me when you get a chance." nothing else, just that, and from someone I do not know.

I reply, "Why".

I then get a return email, "if that is your way of saying hello, forget it."

I then attempt to reply to her, and I have been blocked. I am sure she now has me listed as one of those wannabefakeposerasshole Doms.



perverseangelic -> RE: Stupid emails (1/17/2005 11:12:01 AM)

I'm still a big fan of "hi" Especially when sent by someone with a blank profile.



onceburned -> RE: Stupid emails (1/17/2005 12:11:19 PM)

I used to get IMs (before I turned off) like that!

Hi
Hello
How are you?
Pretty good and you?
What are you doing?
LOL Who ARE you?



scarletrose -> RE: Stupid emails (1/17/2005 12:23:38 PM)

You mean like the emails girl gets asking "When can we meet"? and this is just his first message...*sighs*



mistoferin -> RE: Stupid emails (1/17/2005 1:29:29 PM)

Here's one I got just yesterday from someone I don't know.

"can u make a dom male a victim of your lovemaking and then feed it to him"

Now just exactly what the ???? is that supposed to mean?



cynnacent1 -> RE: Stupid emails (1/17/2005 4:12:07 PM)

quote:

"can u make a dom male a victim of your lovemaking and then feed it to him"

Now just exactly what the ???? is that supposed to mean?


Means it is from a submissive male who has given up on finding a Domina so has decided to look for another submissive & then 'top' by demanding He be forced to provide oral stimulation during which He will enjoy swallowing?

i dunno ... [&:] heh .

¸,ø¤º°cynnacent°º¤ø,¸ (proudly owned by, and devoted to INSIDEYOURMIND)



slavedesires -> RE: Stupid emails (1/17/2005 5:33:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: cynnacent1

quote:

"can u make a dom male a victim of your lovemaking and then feed it to him"

Now just exactly what the ???? is that supposed to mean?


Means it is from a submissive male who has given up on finding a Domina so has decided to look for another submissive & then 'top' by demanding He be forced to provide oral stimulation during which He will enjoy swallowing?

i dunno ... [&:] heh .

¸,ø¤º°cynnacent°º¤ø,¸ (proudly owned by, and devoted to INSIDEYOURMIND)






gosh cynn, don't hold us captive sis, what did ya say?

shy



mistoferin -> RE: Stupid emails (1/17/2005 7:18:57 PM)

Actually I wrote him a nice polite reply thanking him for his mail. I then went on to tell him that I am collared and am not looking for another Dom and wished him luck in his search. The reply I got back was:

"so will u b sub 2 me then, i want a couple of them"

I give up!!!!



temptation -> RE: Stupid emails (1/18/2005 4:24:48 AM)

I seriously wish other people got emails like me.

lmao

"Girl
I would not write anything for you..... but you are too arrogant girl!
If you come how should a slave act how such.... don't you know about that?
You never to serve a real Domme..... for that wrote that enormous message..... SHIT!
When you be educated and severely punished..... you will implore pardon for the that wrote here bitch! "


like that. I dont even know what it means. I think its telling me to not write so much, but its hard to be sure.

"Your ad says nothing. Why do you even bother to list yourself."

lmao. my ad is so long, and its all about myself?

"I read your profile. You can't spell "category". The rest is noise and useless drivel. "

why do these people email me, if they dont care?

"Oh pppplllleeeaaassseee......get over youself.....you are far more impressed with yourself than others will be.....work on the inside a bit....best advice you may ever get. "

Seriously. There were alot more, and they were in my profile; but apparently when people are inconsiderate, obnoxious and rude.. its bad to let other people know.



siamsa24 -> RE: Stupid emails (1/18/2005 8:01:13 AM)

Here's one that I got this morning:

"hello. i must tell you that i find you incredibly self indulgent. let me explain what that means. it means that i find you childish, presumptuous, naive and just plain foolish. nobody cares if you are having trouble with your Dom. nobody. we all just want to get into your pants. understand? "

Wow, just when I thought that people couldn't get any more stupid.



perverseangelic -> RE: Stupid emails (1/18/2005 8:59:28 AM)

Temptation's post reminded me of a mail I got a while ago which I have to post here b/c it amused me so much.

In responce to a profile comment that we watned to be compatable with our play partners.


"compatible? you are a slave. not a sub. your function is to obey a voice. Any voice. otherwise you are just a boring old sub. Now the question is, are you a slave?"


Regardless of your definition of slave and "sub" that rather speaks for itself, no?



INSIDEYOURMIND -> RE: Stupid emails (1/18/2005 10:19:48 AM)

I got this one today!

quote:

I'm not a true submissive. I'm more of a pleasure hound. Torque me up, make me beg for release but PLEASE torque me up, over the edge. A nice little flogger at the highest point feels ssssooooooooooo good and makes me beg even more. I like leather cuffs(black).Please, tie me up and have your way with me, make me beg but not too long. Its the pleasure I'm looking for.


With this photo...........


[image]local://upfiles/7331/B64DD8262A9B4259868E82E3EF167F16.jpg[/image]



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Stupid emails (1/18/2005 11:56:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: INSIDEYOURMIND

I got this one today!

quote:

I'm not a true submissive. I'm more of a pleasure hound. Torque me up, make me beg for release but PLEASE torque me up, over the edge. A nice little flogger...
With this photo...........


[image]local://upfiles/7331/B64DD8262A9B4259868E82E3EF167F16.jpg[/image]


Oh My Insideyourmind, you hot stuff, better get Cynnacent to reply to her saying you're busy Torquing her up, lol.... M



INSIDEYOURMIND -> RE: Stupid emails (1/18/2005 1:17:20 PM)

The hits just keep on coming!

quote:

GREETINGS !!!
I HAD READ THE POST U MADE AND IT WAS GREAT OF U TO FIND HER I GUESS GOD HAD DESTINED U AND HER IT THIS WORLD HOPE AND WISH U WOULD ALWAYS BE GREATFUL THAT U FOUND HER THROUGH THE GUIDANCE OF THE ALMIGHTY.....ANYWAY TAKE CARE...GOOD LUCK



proudsub -> RE: Stupid emails (1/18/2005 10:33:07 PM)

quote:

With this photo...........


When i enlarge that photo it looks a lot like a guy to me.[:)]



siamsa24 -> RE: Stupid emails (1/19/2005 6:30:55 AM)

wow proudsub, you're right!



INSIDEYOURMIND -> RE: Stupid emails (1/19/2005 11:55:04 AM)

Gee, thanks, that makes me feel soo much better!



ShadeDiva -> RE: Stupid emails (1/19/2005 8:11:31 PM)

COOL!

Old lady fetish.

I don't hear of that one very often. And yeah it does exist.

~ShadeDiva



GoddessJules -> RE: Stupid emails (1/19/2005 8:13:31 PM)

quote:

Old lady fetish.

I don't hear of that one very often. And yeah it does exist.


Gerontophilia

J



ShadeDiva -> RE: Stupid emails (1/19/2005 8:32:27 PM)

Not quite, but almost. Gerontophilia is being *attracted* to someone of a different age group/generation. Old lady/man fetish (geriatric/eldery fetish) - is getting a kick out of pretending to be an eldery person of a certain gender - although some do once in a while like both genders, but that's a bit rare. I forget it's clinical name - it's somewhere on my computer, couldn't find it.

I like calling it old lady/man fetish. I'm facetious that way LOL!

Still don't hear of it much lately - maybe it's doing it's regular cycle to the popular phase again!

~ShadeDiva



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