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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/1/2006 7:51:30 PM   
KenDckey


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Status: offline 		I just got back from camping and the feral cats, skunks, coons, elk, mule deer, squirls, birds and white tail deer didn't have it.   I also searched the camping gear just to make sure it didn't go in there and hide.

I am really glad the skunks didn't have it.   I really didn't want to piss them off trying to get it back.

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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/1/2006 7:52:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok, while we're all sitting around with nothing better to do, can someone pleeeeeze explain to me the correct way to attach your 'signature' at the end of your post?  And yes, I did leave out a couple of words while experimenting on my last post.  Heard it on the radio yesterday and the words just kinda stuck in my head.
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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/1/2006 7:54:58 PM   
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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/1/2006 8:08:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thank you!  Now that's something that's been driving ME crazy for days.  I looked everywhere for a place to put it!  (Opposite problem from yours I suppose)
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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/1/2006 8:12:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Damn it!  Then I went and misspelled one of the words!  I think it's time for bed.
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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/1/2006 8:16:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, this is just great.  It not only went back and corrected the spelling when I fixed it(making me look like an idiot in the next post) but added it to a previous post.  It really IS time for bed.
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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/1/2006 10:41:30 PM   
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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/1/2006 11:37:32 PM   
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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/2/2006 2:45:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		Mail order a new TV, just like the one you have now.

When it arrives, unpack it and take the remote.

Now repack it as well as possible, and phone the company complaining that there was no remote in the box when it arrived. You're disgusted by the level of service and you want them to come collect it and credit your account.

Sorted.

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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/2/2006 4:14:10 AM   
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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/2/2006 5:16:08 AM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Day four:  Still lost.
Anxiety has set in over the household. 
Tension is high.
I must interrogate the wee ones again.  They look guilty.

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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/2/2006 5:52:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		'I must interrogate the wee ones again.  They look guilty.'

I recommend torture.

First sensory depravation in the coalhouse
Then waving candy in front of their faces before you slowly put it in your mouth.
Then return them to the coalhouse with stale bread and water.

< Message edited by meatcleaver -- 10/2/2006 5:54:55 AM >

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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/2/2006 6:02:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		You know how you can only ever find one sock of the pair?  Maybe it ended up where all the second socks go.

...or maybe it was the white tailed deer after all.  Sure, they look innocent, but they're pretty jumpy for an animal that supposedly has a clear conscience.

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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/2/2006 6:13:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		So I go to tuck my little one in about an hour ago.  Lately we've been reading the bedtime stories on her bed, but tonight we decided to sit in her rocking chair.  And lo and behold...what do I find in the cushion of the one that swore up, down, right and left that she didn't take the remote!!!???
That little one...no soup for her.

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RE: So Lost. Please help! - 10/2/2006 6:20:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyJulieAnn

They should make one of those paging beeping things for the remote, similar to the one on a cordless phone.


The military has all sorts of special equipment that uses head movement to make things happen.

I was reading the other day about a new type of prosthetic which connects to nerves and is controllable by the brain.

Patience.  Your neural implant TV remote control is around the corner.

Just me, etc.

Sinergy

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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/2/2006 7:09:16 PM   
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RE: So Lost. Please help! - 10/2/2006 8:54:49 PM   
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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/2/2006 9:03:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68
tonight we decided to sit in her rocking chair.  And lo and behold...
I seem to recall that early in the tread the cushions of seats and benches were suggested as possible locations.

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RE: So Lost. Please help! - 10/2/2006 11:27:13 PM   
Tenebrious


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ORIGINAL: Sinergy
I was reading the other day about a new type of prosthetic which connects to nerves and is controllable by the brain.


Actually, they just reroute the severed nerves to a different muscle and the prosthetic picks up the muscle movement produced in the new spot.  They say it connects to the nerves, but the only new thing about it is where the sensors are located.

It's just like when advertisers use the words "patented" or "technology" or "new" to make something sound better.  Seriously, listen for the words in commercials.  I bet you'll hear them in 99% of them.

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RE: Oh My God...Look here! - 10/3/2006 12:07:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

So I go to tuck my little one in about an hour ago.  Lately we've been reading the bedtime stories on her bed, but tonight we decided to sit in her rocking chair.  And lo and behold...what do I find in the cushion of the one that swore up, down, right and left that she didn't take the remote!!!???
That little one...no soup for her.



Except I'm going to miss this thread.  It was refreshingly amusing...of course at your expense and all, but still!

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