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Birds and Bees - 9/29/2006 5:08:26 PM

cuddleheart50

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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RE: Birds and Bees - 9/30/2006 2:14:14 PM

MASTERRocker

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Here is something to watch for..... next teachers, lawyers, .....

Ananova:

Nurses in Romania to wear miniskirts
Doctors from a Romanian town want all the nurses to wear miniskirts.
Doctors from Iasi have written to officals saying they want a change.
They claim the old uniforms are out-of-date.
Their demand has been taken into consideration by the National House of Health Insurance.
Dr. Iulian Serban, who is the head of the local authority said: "I believe all the women nurses and doctors should wear mini skirts. It would be more elegant."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2015762.html?menu=

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