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shadowrose13 -> RE: Raising boys (10/7/2006 8:02:38 PM)

never let a 3 year old girl who has just started ballet class be the flower girl in your wedding...my mother's friend learned this lesson very quickly after i was her flower girl

and long hair when knotted to a bed post really hurts to untangle it....when i was little i used to tie my long-ass hair to my bed post...didn't do that again when i really got tied to it

~rose




Tied2Texas -> RE: Raising boys (11/1/2006 4:06:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ThatLilBrat
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.


The truth is .... I wanna try it too ...

and I'm a woman. 

I guess it's a good thing that it is not a Texas triple dog dare. <waits for the one who "runs with scissors" to read this>

I suppose it would be best to try it outside and stand down wind... huh?
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Ummm, see THIS before you try it.  They're using pool chlorine and alcohol (probably rubbing alcohol), and it goes off with a BANG.  I hope the kid kept all of his fingers (quickly checking for the correct number of finger-tips... yep, I'm good!)  Pool chlorine is generally much more concentrated than bleach (that's a hint...)

I tried all the similar stunts as a kid, so I don't need to repeat 'em as an adult (when the sentence is harsher).  Lye (sodium hydroxide) and shredded aluminum foil in a water suspension makes hydrogen gas, and you can have all sorts of fun with that.  Potassium nitrate and sugar makes an excellent smoke bomb.  And as far as I can tell, the assholes at the TSA are afraid of ammonia and iodine, mostly 'cos they've never tried it!  It's absolutely impossible to make a bomb ON A PLANE with it that will take it down.  The stuff self-detonates with ANY vibration as it crystallizes, so you'd have an endless series of POPs for a few hours, but no BANG!  It'll only crystallize to the dangerous condition in a vibration-free environment, which an airplane ain't.  Also, it'd take a few gallons of each to make enough explosive to blow the skin off of a plane, and that'd be a tad obvious.  Even then, you'd have to use purified chemicals, not the crud you get at the grocers.

Retroactive birth-control: what happens immediately after someone says "Hey, y'all watch this!"  If you're wise, you'll heed the warning.  A kid I went to school didn't, and he lost three fingers and one eye.  S'truth!




RiotGirl -> RE: Raising boys (11/4/2006 1:44:46 PM)

barbies dont look good when you give them a hair cut....

barbies arent easy to light on fire




KindredTotem -> RE: Raising boys (11/4/2006 6:48:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Nexo

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.



Ok I want to try #8!! and I'm a girl
Also want to see why play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence... and where is the nearest cat? Lets try that one too!!! LOL




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