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Strange News Stories... - 9/30/2006 5:02:49 PM

CreoleCook

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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated. A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
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Talk about a prickly situation...
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Prostitutes retrain as geriatric nurses

Prostitutes in Germany are being given the chance to retrain as geriatric nurses. About 30 prostitutes, aged 20 to 40, are to take up a two-year training course for auxiliary nurses in North Rhine Westphalia, reports the Telegraph.

The scheme, funded by the church and the EU, is aimed at easing a chronic shortfall in nurses as well as offering an alternative to prostitutes. One trainee, Angelika, who is in her late 30s and worked in Bochum as a prostitute for six years said she had found the transition very smooth: "I'm feeling good," she said.
Rita Kühn, of the protestant church's welfare programme, said: "They are in general very good at dealing with people, in addition to which they don't get squeamish and have absolutely no fear about touching or being touched."
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There goes my dreams of candy stripers.....
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RE: Strange News Stories... - 9/30/2006 5:16:24 PM

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A man that can put himself through all of this from a so called witchdoctor has to be a masochist lol And i am sure that he was not thrilled of going to the hospital to have the needles removed lol

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RE: Strange News Stories... - 10/3/2006 4:59:57 PM

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For the Serb it was a case of pork or pine.

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