CreoleCook
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two rabbi's are sitting in a cafe in mexico city, when one turns to the other, and says, "You know, I've been here for six months, and have yet to meet one Mexican jew." The other turns, and says, "you know, you may be on to something." So he turns, and calls the waiter over. The waiter steps up, "Jes sir?" The rabbi asks, "Are by chance a mexican jew?" "No sir." "Could you ask around, and see if there are any mexican jew's working here?" The waiter's leaves, and comes back five minutes later, "No... no mexican jews here." The second rabbi then asks, "Please, go ask around... ask out in the streets if you have to.."
The waiter leaves, and is gone for thirty minutes. He finally returns, and sayas, "Noooo, no mexican jews here.......................................................................................
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.......................................................................we got oran jews...................................... apple jews.............................. grapefruit jews...... no mexican jews here."
< Message edited by CreoleCook -- 9/30/2006 10:45:47 PM >
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