ExtremeOwnerIL -> RE: Number Of Slaves (10/27/2006 6:15:20 AM)
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ORIGINAL: jadedmistress Is there a clear cut number that a Master or Mistress may own? With apologies to Monty Python and crew... --------------- "O Master, collar this, Thy most truest of submissives, that with it, Thou mayest find thyself served most submissively in all ways... for Thy pleasure." And the Master did nod in the most Masterly of Masterful Master nods, and the people did watch in awe as he rained his floggers in true Masterful Masterly Master strokes upon her bare back, adorned simply with the most appropriate of Submissively Submissive apparel... [Whereupon the writer is urged, "skip ahead a bit, Sirrah, to the best part!"]... And the Master spake, saying, "First shalt thou become the Charlie of the house. Then, shalt thou be the third. No more, no less. The third shall be the number thou shalt be, and the number of the slaves in My house shall be three. Four shalt thou not be, neither shalt thou be two, excepting that thou then quickly resume the Submissively Submissive sub position at three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, thou be-ist, then giftest thou thy most Submissively submissive submission towards I, who, being Masterfully Masterful in thy sight, shall receive thy subbieness to serve me." Amen.
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