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LotusSong -> The Mouse Trap (10/2/2006 11:01:08 AM)

Here's a little story somebody sent me that I wanted to share with you.
MOUSE STORY
            A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the
farmer and his wife open a package.

"What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was
devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the
warning.  "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap
in the house!"

          The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and
said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
          The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a
mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig
sympathized, but said,  "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.  Be assured you are in my prayers."

         The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse p; I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."
       So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap-- alone.

      That very night a sound was heard throughout the house --
like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife
rushed to see what was caught.  In the darkness, she did not see it
was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.

        The snake bit the farmer's wife.  The farmer rushed her to
the hospital and she returned home with a fever.

        Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup,
so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main
ingredient. But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

          The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.  So many
people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

        The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with
great sadness.

        So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and
think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.  We are all involved in this journey called life.  We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.




gooddogbenji -> RE: The Mouse Trap (10/2/2006 11:34:40 AM)

I really love copied and pasted e-mails with the chain letter bullshit still attached.

Besides, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Yours,


benji




LotusSong -> RE: The Mouse Trap (10/2/2006 11:57:04 AM)

Said irritation has been removed.  God forbid I disturb the dog!   My apologies.. I just didn't think.




gooddogbenji -> RE: The Mouse Trap (10/2/2006 12:08:59 PM)

Actually, I said I love it.  The rest of my thoughts I will keep to myself. 

Now, I'm off to post my little moral story.

Yours,


benji




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