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The Compliment - 10/3/2006 6:45:01 PM   
LotusSong


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From: Domme Emeritus
Status: offline 		A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,  "I feel horrible; I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".

The husband replies,  "Your eyesight's damn near perfect". 

   He never heard the shot..
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RE: The Compliment - 10/3/2006 6:46:27 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		Good One!!  LOL

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Sing like no one is listening.
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RE: The Compliment - 10/3/2006 6:48:02 PM   
butt4u69


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Status: offline 		i love it

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RE: The Compliment - 10/5/2006 5:48:56 PM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		Is he out of the hospital yet?  Where should we send 'Get well soon moron' cards?

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RE: The Compliment - 10/6/2006 10:53:32 AM   
freyjasdottir


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Status: offline 		if her eyeshot is perfect its not the hospital to send the cards to.

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RE: The Compliment - 10/7/2006 4:21:37 PM   
shadowrose13


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Status: offline 		O_o LOL nice

~rose

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