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FangsNfeet -> Abducted Honeymoon (1/19/2005 8:15:35 PM)
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I'm pretty darn sure this joke is already on here but I'll post it again.
A just married couple was off to there honey moon when a flying saucer flew over and abducted them in mid air. After looking around the inside of the space craft, two alien figures appeared. "Greetings earthlings, we are Noch and Teoch of another world seeking other intelegent species to swing with." The couple looked at each other and figured why the hell not. After all, how often do you get to fuck an alien?
So the groom and female alien walked off in one room and the noises of "OHHH! Ahhh! YAAA! Ohh!" went on and on.
The bride and the male alien went into another room. The alien undressed himself and the bride noticed his penis was smaller than a baby carrot. "How do you expect that to stay in me?" "Oh pull my ears"
She pulled his ears and the penis grew longer. "Slap my forehead." She slapped his forehead and the penis became thicker. So the bride pulled his ears and slapped his forehead untill she got what she wanted and everyone could hear "OH HELL YEAH BABY! DADDY IS HOME!!!"
The next day the couple was droped off back on earth. The Groom asked "well honey how was it for you?" "Not bad dear I had a good time. What about you?" "It was freaky and I still have a head ache." "What do you mean dear?" "The whole time she kept pulling my ears and hitting my forehead."
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