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I've decided to run for political office... - 10/4/2006 5:38:05 PM   
LTRsubNW


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I've decided to run on the "I don't give a fuck, and neither should you" platform.

(A man has to have a platform, you know?)

So, here's my platform:

1)  I don't give a fuck.

2)  If you give a fuck, please give strong consideration to the fact that:  I really don't give a fuck.

3) I'd like you to give a fuck (since you're going to be the ones sending me all those letters).

4)  I will support (your view...which of course, is always my view) as long as we both shall live, or, your 501b discontinues its support of causes that I firmly believe in (which may, on occasion, include myself).

Yours in good government...

Your future Senator.

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/4/2006 5:39:06 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Edited to add...Because I don't give a fuck.

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/4/2006 5:46:33 PM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

You have my vote.

Edited to add...Because I don't give a fuck.


Yeah, well...I found out yesterday (after I hadn't stepped on my scale for almost 10 weeks) that I have to lose 15 pounds before I can actually, legitimately, argue I'm overweight.

I don't give a fuck...and I'm telling people.

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/4/2006 5:52:12 PM   
KenDckey


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Status: offline 		I would vote for you because I believe that you have the most honest platform that I have seen in years.  Itt is sorta like the 18 yr old that got elected to city council.   Funny part he was failing civics cause he didn't give a fuck either.

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/4/2006 6:21:49 PM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: KenDckey

I would vote for you because I believe that you have the most honest platform that I have seen in years.  Itt is sorta like the 18 yr old that got elected to city council.   Funny part he was failing civics cause he didn't give a fuck either.


Well, I'd like to say for the record that I really don't give a shit.

(And I mean that in the best of ways).

Send money.

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/4/2006 6:30:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		I find that I'm too lacking in giving a fuck to vote for you. I do, however, minimally give a shit, but only on a limited number of things.

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/4/2006 7:05:28 PM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: Level

I find that I'm too lacking in giving a fuck to vote for you. I do, however, minimally give a shit, but only on a limited number of things.


Sounds like I can count on you for a lawn sign then.

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/4/2006 7:13:08 PM   
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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/4/2006 7:38:34 PM   
juliaoceania


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Status: offline 		If I gave a fuck that you were running that would insinuate I gave a fuck at all or had one left to give,

Sincerely,
Fuckless in California

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/5/2006 12:40:15 AM   
meatcleaver


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Status: offline 		Not a very original platform I fear which is why I don't give a fuck.

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/5/2006 5:16:29 AM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: meatcleaver

Not a very original platform I fear which is why I don't give a fuck.


I know, but graft and corruption were already taken.


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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/5/2006 6:03:39 AM   
KenDckey


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Status: offline 		I would vote for a politician whose platform was graft and corruption.   At least I would know what I am getting.   But then I don't give a fuck either

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/5/2006 6:07:57 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		This is already too much political diatribe for me so I didn't read the entire platform, and I would vote for you if I voted at all, but you see; I just SO don't give a fuck.

Ron

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/5/2006 7:24:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		not that I give a fuck, but what state are you running in?


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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/5/2006 7:43:19 AM   
Arpig


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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/5/2006 11:52:50 AM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: CreoleCook

not that I give a fuck, but what state are you running in?



I quit running in any state...I discovered that it entirely interfered with my smoking and drinking.

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/5/2006 12:03:57 PM   
purelea2003


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Status: offline 		Fucks are much too valuble to give. If I vote for you, would you make it legal to sell mine?

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RE: I've decided to run for political office... - 10/5/2006 6:41:27 PM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: purelea2003

Fucks are much too valuble to give. If I vote for you, would you make it legal to sell mine?


Unfortunately a fuck cannot be sold.  You can give a fuck, you can have a fucked day, you can get fucked and you can even be so fucked that your head spins, but selling your fuck is simply outside of the realm of possibility.

I'm afraid it's beyond my control.

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