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LotusSong -> The Perfect Dress (10/5/2006 6:13:57 AM)

THE PERFECT DRESS

          Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

          A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her stepmom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not.I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

          Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind
sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

          A few days later, they went shopping and did find another
gorgeous dress.  When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress?  You really don't have another occasion  where you could wear it."

          Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm
wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."




CreoleCook -> RE: The Perfect Dress (10/5/2006 7:01:21 AM)

thats just wrong on so mant fronts....I love it




Sub03 -> RE: The Perfect Dress (10/5/2006 10:15:03 AM)

blonde moment---I don't get it.




MrrPete -> RE: The Perfect Dress (10/5/2006 11:01:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sub03

blonde moment---I don't get it.
If I try to explain this bit of perfect catiness I think it will lose something in the translation. [:)]

MOM is SOOO good.






Sub03 -> RE: The Perfect Dress (10/5/2006 11:44:03 AM)

I got it now, dont worry---was a big blonde moment. Thanks LotusSong.




subinside -> RE: The Perfect Dress (10/5/2006 4:12:31 PM)

that is absolutely perfect.. especially if the rehearsal dinner is on a Saturday ;).




freyjasdottir -> RE: The Perfect Dress (10/6/2006 7:24:14 AM)

or the wedding very early in the day.




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