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Dear Abby, Dear Abby - 10/5/2006 5:19:00 PM

Nexo

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Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Bradenton who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.

My parents live in a suburb of Tampa and one of my sisters, who lives in Sarasota, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Miami.

I have two brothers.

One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Stark for murder of a teenage boy in 1994.

The other brother is currently being held in the Manatee County Jail on charges of neglecting his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Jacksonville and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.

My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my uncle who voted for Bush?

Signed,

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