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mgdartist -> BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAYOFF (10/5/2006 11:58:58 PM)
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BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAYOFF
1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to PUSSY3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to PUSSY
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to PUSSY6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to PUSSY
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to PUSSY
8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. - One point to BEER12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER
13. You always know how much beer is going to cost. - One point to BEER14. Beer doesn't have a mother. - One point to BEER15. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. - One point to BEERINAL SCOE:
BEER 7778
PUSSY 7980
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is:~BEERPS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of these feelings, let alone express them. - An extra point for BEER
mgd
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