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Owned1 -> omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 6:42:18 AM)
I recieved an email today from someone who is going to give me their worldly riches!!! The only provision is I use it to spread the word of God. Do you think I could do that from a cruise ship or a trip around the world? I was also thinking when I go shopping for all the designer leathers I can find if I tell the sales person about God that would cover my bases too, would it not? Of course I followed the directions in the email and sent the person all my personal information, now I simply wait as their lawyer sends me the buckets of cash. Oh I am so fortunate today.................lmao Owned

thompsonx -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 7:24:27 AM)
Is this just for you or is there a whole pile of these mongoloids who would like to make me rich beyond my wildest dreams. If there is another billet in "fools for christ/money" send me the link...roflmao thompson

mnottertail -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 7:40:38 AM)
Seems to me it should work from anywhere................ Word!!!!! Ron

RiotGirl -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 7:47:36 AM)
Oh hell - i get a lot of "LET me hide my money in yer bank account" or " Some one died" gawd............. nobody ever wants to give me money to spread the word of God. i feel unloved = ( poopy

LaTigresse -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 7:50:09 AM)
Well DAMN, no one ever wants to give me money for anything! All they do is take, take take take.

Owned1 -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 8:00:42 AM)
Ok so once I get my millions and gazillions of dollars (hmm I wonder what currency it will be in) I will be looking to see who is most honest and who can assist me in spreading the word of God. hmmm one thing that bothers me is would I not then have to switch completly Domme cause there is no way a sub/slave could tell her Dominant how to spend her money. Shoot I think this is getting confusing. Owned

gooddogbenji -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 8:05:18 AM)
Well, as your slave, I would help spread the "word" of God, or, to be politically correct, Goddess. The "word," by the way, is legs. I'm a very oral person, so I am sure I would spread the "word" quite well. Yours, benji

mnottertail -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 8:07:37 AM)
Perhaps you could wax eloquent here and now, by way of demonstration for those who are not acquainted with the lingua franca. I would think you could entice a volunteer from amongst these brave women. Ron

Owned1 -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 8:09:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Well, as your slave, I would help spread the "word" of God, or, to be politically correct, Goddess. The "word," by the way, is legs. I'm a very oral person, so I am sure I would spread the "word" quite well. Yours, benji LOL benji you truly are a male pig, errrr dog and I love that about you Owned

gooddogbenji -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 8:11:26 AM)
I do not do public spreading, Ron, as I feel that one on one, or 2, or 3, or more (provided they're cute) is a more powerful experience. Yours, benji

MasterFireMaam -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 11:19:21 AM)
"In the beginning there was the Word... ...and the Word was misunderstood." [;)] Master Fire

nightrosemom -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 11:21:31 AM)
benji... you are too much, as much of a pig that you are, you never cease to make me smile with your posts... as far as this post goes i wonder if you could spread the word of God to my bank account as you deposit some of that money, i shall help spread it for you giggles

LaTigresse -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 12:09:57 PM)
Sooooooooo, the word is spreading, has been for hours now. Hows the bank acct doing?

ScooterTrash -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 12:47:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Well DAMN, no one ever wants to give me money for anything! All they do is take, take take take. LaTigresse, I got a similar e-mail the other day saying Microsoft was conducting some Beta project and if I forwarded it on, I would get a bunch of money. I wasn't too interested since I didn't need the money, but will be happy to send it to you if you want...lol.

nightrosemom -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 2:16:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Sooooooooo, the word is spreading, has been for hours now. Hows the bank acct doing? Still -60 as far as i know!!

LaTigresse -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 2:18:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Well DAMN, no one ever wants to give me money for anything! All they do is take, take take take. LaTigresse, I got a similar e-mail the other day saying Microsoft was conducting some Beta project and if I forwarded it on, I would get a bunch of money. I wasn't too interested since I didn't need the money, but will be happy to send it to you if you want...lol. Thats okay, I bet I have a few in my junk mail folders also.

thompsonx -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 2:31:00 PM)
Being a cunning linguist I would do my best to spread the word. thompson -------------------------------------------------------------------If I am asleep and you want to wake me. If I am awake and don't want to make me.

krys -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 5:24:51 PM)
Do you get credit for screaming "Oh God!" loudly and repeatedly? Do I get extra credit if I am wearing a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit at the time?

LTRsubNW -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/6/2006 6:46:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Owned1 I recieved an email today from someone who is going to give me their worldly riches!!! The only provision is I use it to spread the word of God. Do you think I could do that from a cruise ship or a trip around the world? I was also thinking when I go shopping for all the designer leathers I can find if I tell the sales person about God that would cover my bases too, would it not? Of course I followed the directions in the email and sent the person all my personal information, now I simply wait as their lawyer sends me the buckets of cash. Oh I am so fortunate today.................lmao Owned Owned...having reviewed your CM photo, I can only say... You're the only woman I ever truly loved. (And I fucking mean that!)

gooddogbenji -> RE: omg I am going to be rich!!! (10/7/2006 8:00:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: krys Do you get credit for screaming "Oh God!" loudly and repeatedly? Do I get extra credit if I am wearing a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit at the time? What about if I do it? Yours, benji

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