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10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 8:04:43 AM

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Just a FYI; this written only in retaliation to the "10 Reasons Beer is Better than Women" list that circulated around my office. Personally, i would take a Man over chocolate, any day, he he.

Without further ado, here's the List:

1. Chocolate is always rich.

2. Chocolate come with or without nuts.

3. You are always the first one to unwrap a chocolate bar.

4. You can have white, milk, or dark chocolate and your mother will not call you.

5. Chocolate is BETTER when you have your period.

6. No one ever got pregnant from chocolate.

7. Chocolate is available at every store.

8. Chocolate is good hard or soft.

9. You can share chocolate with your girlfriends.

10. You only have to put as much chocolate in your mouth at one time as you like.

(Hope this made S/someone smile.)

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 8:06:27 AM

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6. No one ever got pregnant from chocolate.

No, but people have gotten fat.

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 8:09:42 AM

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ROFL, Benji; You obviously have NO idea what it is like to carry another human being inside you and then expell that person into the world. You can always diet, lol.

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 8:10:46 AM

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aww fat people need love to or more chocolate

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 8:25:03 AM

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ROFL, Benji; You obviously have NO idea what it is like to carry another human being inside you and then expell that person into the world. You can always diet, lol.

No, but I know a gay guy who did the hamster thing once, does that count?

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PS: The hamster set a new land speed record of 798 mph.......

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 9:20:10 AM

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I'm guessing it was a brown hamster.

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 9:39:14 AM

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Benji; look at a hamster...then look at a newborn baby...and tell me...which is 10x's bigger? ROFL.

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 10:01:20 AM

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Did he undergo shavings before inserting the hamster ?

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 10:01:48 AM

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Look at a vagina, look at a hamster. Which is 10x bigger after expelling object?

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 10:04:07 AM

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Once he inserted it there was gnaw going back.

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 10:16:46 AM

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Sadly i was going to comment about men not leaving stains upon your hands and face, and then i thought about it.

Chocolate is the greater pleasure to lick clean.

Also, much like men, not everyone likes chocolate. XD

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 10:26:27 AM

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Chocolate "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"
Men on the other hand, love them on my hips [and I don't get a sugar headache]

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 10:27:33 AM

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it was really good. as for the list circulation around your office...tell the men there that women are far better than beer. and this comes from a guy...LOL.

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 11:12:20 AM

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it was really good. as for the list circulation around your office...tell the men there that women are far better than beer. and this comes from a guy...LOL.

He he; almost got fired over that List...but was the only lawyer willing to actually go to court, so they kept me. Did i ever get an ass-chewing!. ROFL.

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 11:14:55 AM

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well, that probably came from a bunch of beer-bellied bosses that would rather take a keg of beer to bed than a woman...LOL

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 11:17:43 AM

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well, that probably came from a bunch of beer-bellied bosses that would rather take a keg of beer to bed than a woman...LOL

Hey..MichaelGA2......what a Hottie you are!!!!

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RE: 10 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Men - 10/6/2006 11:20:21 AM

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why, thank you pinkee

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