Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Old For BDSM

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SirLordTrainer -> Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Old For BDSM (10/8/2006 3:47:18 AM)
Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Old For BDSM (Feel free to add your own) You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me. ...back into the paddle ....HARD!" Sensory deprivation is when your Dom hides your hearing aid batteries. Your nipple clamps have training wheels. Edge play is standing by the microwave with a pacemaker. You can't tell the difference between your tattoos and your age spots. You shout "One, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play. Your idea of breath play is when your wheelchair runs over your oxygen hose. Your idea of suspension is an UltraLift bra.

EnglishDomNW -> RE: Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Old For BDSM (10/8/2006 4:44:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirLordTrainer Sensory deprivation is when your Dom hides your hearing aid batteries. lmao, brilliant

MistressMaamNH -> RE: Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Old For BDSM (10/8/2006 5:02:12 AM)
You know you are getting too old for BDSM when: It takes you longer to recover from the aches and pains of GIVING a flogging, than it does your target from GETTING one. [:D] MMNH

diamonddreamlove -> RE: Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Old For BDSM (10/8/2006 9:10:51 AM)
Or when you know to take the pain killer before you play so it has time to take effect before the stiffness sets in. Or when Sir tells me to hold something and i have to help my hand wrap around the item cause dang it i am getting to old. Now i know why it is important to have good old rope bondage. LOL keeps the breast where they should be rather better than the bra does.

Saratov -> RE: Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Old For BDSM (10/8/2006 10:09:30 AM)
If the chastity belt pinches your nipples..... If you need to change from wood to leather paddles because wood is too heavy.... If you wear spandex, leather or latex for support rather than the asthetic aspects...

WyrdRich -> RE: Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Old For BDSM (10/8/2006 10:14:15 AM)
When the fire cups fill up with wrinkle skin.

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